/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have an announcement!

>>57475132
YAGMI anon

EXCUSE ME
May I have your attention.
I have an announcement to make.

KNS
>4mil MC
>Oracles replace LINK
>Deep Index replaces GRT
>genius doxxed dev
>1st world company
and you have the opportunity to snatch up as much as you want under 10mil, this is going to be a blue chip

>>56904335
AHEM ahem everybody's attention please
NO PUSSY NO WORK.

Ahem

Attention niggers! These are the only coins you need to make it during the next bull run:

1.) Kaspa
>TICKER: KAS
>MCAP: 1.6B
2.) Radiant
>TICKER: RXD
>MCAP: 31M
3.) Clore.ai
>TICKER: CLORE
>MCAP: 5.8M
4.) Dynex
>TICKER: DNX
>MCAP: 87M
5.) Neurai
>TICKER: XNA
>MCAP: 14M
6.) Meowcoin
>TICKER: MEWC
>MCAP: 3M
7.) Fact0rn
>TICKER: FACT
>MCAP: 1.3M

WARNING: Failure to heed this message will result in massive amounts of coping and seething. The tranny jannies will probably take this down very quickly so consider yourself lucky if you even get to see this. DYORTINFA

Bobos, nocoiners and Bitcoin FUDsters
your time is coming to an end
enjoy the last moments while you can
to see you again in 2026

ahem

*ting ting*
Gentlemen. I have an announcement to make.

Hello BizFrens!

The BizFrens Liquidity Bootstrapping Event is now live with a limited 5 ETH spot.

1.07 ETH out of 5 ETH has already been filled, so all hands on deck sers.

I won't be sharing the ETH address here for security reasons. Please check the Telegram group for the address.

Telegram Group: @frensbiz

Website: frens.biz

Wen Uniswap? September 10th at 15:00 UTC.

Give me the absolute sui stack, if you hit an even number in your last digit, I'll buy it

>>55854617
50K or bust

>ekhem
May I have a word?
Gather around fine Gentleman!
I have important financial news to deliver...

we live in an age of ERC shitcoins, and we now have discreet being shilled and it looks actually not garbage, i have been considering putting 50k into it for 100k stack as that would already be a significant part of the % holders of the standin token

now, with bittrex international being confirmed, the price will most likely go to 4-5$ on launch, but after that, who knows.

so, i'm gonna liquidate my eth shitcoins and go all in on DIST
please proceed to sneed in the comments, i will screenshot every single one and post my portfolio come 2024 Q1

ting ting ting

you are the mod my friend
you are the janitor parasite
you work for free
you impose your retarded will on others

ting ting ting... imagine the collective sound of billions of toilets flushing... that's ladies and gentlemen. that's the sound of the.... haircomb currency

>Ladies and Gentlemen
>*ting ting*
>*cough*
>uhm - I have an announcement to make
>I think there is something you need to know

Ting Ting Ting. I have an announcement. Gather round, gentlemen.

Gather round gentlemen. We are destined to make it.
Now I want you to wait patiently, as I am preparing myself for the announcement.

>*ting ting* *cough*
Ladies and Gentlemen!
I have an announcement to make.
I think there's something you should know.

It’s happening this weekend boys

Can’t wait to see it wasted on chainlink shilling

Ting Ting.
I have something important to tell you all.

Check the chart