/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10237641
>Bought 5 call $450 8/3 options on Netflix.
>Wish me luck.
i will do no such thing. may the bogs smite your portfolio

>>10237897
>anyone else here has call options on TWTR based on that thread on /r/wallstreetbets?
anon please dont do this to yourself

though this has me wondering what the fuck it is that reddit thinks is happening in the world rn to substantiate a long options position on TWTR?

either way, seriously hope youre kidding. what we do is self-destructive generally, but what they do is actual suicide. i wouldnt doubt that that IQ long options guy fucking hung himself

>>10006793
>i dont wanna use the pricing model thats used for all options prices because im too arrogant and illiterate to realize whats even happening right now
>SHIIGGGYYDDIGGYYSMYNIGGYY

>>9856129
>using flathead screws to install a new brain in a rat
shiggydiggymyniggy

>>9856202
hes right you know. longterm it wont matter, but its probably gonna get heavy