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Anyone else has a fuck machine dildoing their butthole? its set to follow the movement of my position so i get a physical connection with the market. When i open a new position the tip of the dildo is just outside my sensitive butthole then it pump on red candles and retacting on green. If down 50% the dildo is half way in, If down more than 100% the machine goes with maximum speed and the full lenght of the dildo is plowing my poohole. So far is has improved my trading with 28%

I always have a fuck machine dildo in my asshole, the machine is connected to the market, and if its domping the machine will go faster. Then when my portfolio is getting rekt my asshole is also getting rekt.