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>OK AVRAHAM I HAVE ONE LAST STRATEGY WE CAN UTILIZE TO CRUSH ZE GERMANS AT PALANTEER
>ze goyim know ve have already doomped it at market open two days in a row and our great plan to crash ze stock failed because of facking bogdanoff
>ve have no more shares of palanteer left to doomp, all 18 million vere sold at the low
>so now, ven palanteer hits $28 a share, ve short the stock
>vun hundred x leverage avraham, ze stock cannot possibly hit $29 a share, peeter and katty vood surely have already exhausted zheir buying powver by now
>the plan cannot possibly fail now my lord, all of israel is behind you
>excellent... excellent... i see ze stock price on the terminal now, $27.75, it is approaching $28 quickly. prepare the zhorts avraham
>yes dark master... the stock price is climbing, $27.85, $27.95.. $27.99
>ZHORT IT NOW!!!!
>it is done
>goood..... goooooddd......
>ze market cannot possibly withstand this much zhort pressure
>....
>where is the stock price at now?
>...Avraham?
>Avraham? The stock price? Is it at $16 yet?

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imagine being the guy who sold 14.44 million PLTR shares at 25

>hahahaaha Avraham ve have fooled ze goyim yet again, they thought ve doomped all of PLTR at market open YESTERDAY but ve still have some to doomp again TODAY!!
>our grand plan for crashing ze German company will come to fruition now. DOOMP IT ALL AT THE OPENING BELL!
>yes my Lord
>DING DING DING DING DING
>excellent.... excellent... now Avraham, vere is ze stock price at now?
>.....
>Avraham?
>$28 a share and climbing sir.
>Avraham......
>.....I have never told anyone this......
>....but one night, at concentration camp, I ate your grandmother.
>And I do not even slightly regret it now you facking idiot WHY IS THE STOCK STILL GOING UP AVRAHAM!!!!!!!!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS AT STAKE HERE? I AM RUINED. ABSOLUTELY RUINED. $29 A SHARE AND THE SHOTGUN GOES OFF!!!