/biz/ - Business & Finance

well anons that was a fun PND. Hope to see you guys on the next one

>>18711880
don't pout you dumb bastard: have you not read a single article about the current state of affairs in the airline industry? What could have possibly made you think longing airlines was a good idea? The only safety net you have is Jerome and his infinite printer will bail them out as much as is needed so at the very least you have the safety of knowing you're not going to lose all your money. Take the hit on the chin and ride it out then make sure to carry the lesson you learned today with you

>>18660721
GE makes a lot of lightbulbs an they're pretty cheap right now.

I want Kate Rooney to be my gf

>>18642373
you don't buy on green days. Today we watch it pump to the heavens then sell. Buy and hold on red days

>>18639872
this is a wonderfully underrated shitpost

>>18620032
more like kimmy jung un

>>18619295
Stop using money you can't afford to lose, it's the reason you're panic selling at the first sign of trouble

>>18603640
hue hue hue

>>18600065
>the fundamental rules of economics stop working because of a pandemic
literally and figuratively yes they actually do. Or have you not watched for weeks as shit sores on cataclysmic bad news and tanks or refuses to budge on good news? But by all means don't let me, a humble shitposting weeb stop you from doing you. Go all in on USO and enjoy the gaping you get with a big ol' smile

>>18598237
a life of natural aging, too many dicks and plastic surgery do not mix well anon

>>18574385
>buy all the may contracts you can afford
>use 100% of your savings
>take delivery
>dump the worthless goo in your backyard
>sell the barrel for metal
>???
>profit

>mfw oilfags are gonna have to pay me instead when I buy their bags