/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15947131

Total brainlet here.
one of my university classes is about probability and economics, and it always has all these problems with people buying and trading stock options. I have no idea what goes on in the class because my friend does all my homework in exchange for drugs I give him, but how the FUCK does one go around buying shares? Everyone everywhere makes it look so simple like it's just something people do the same way people buy the newspaper, send emails, or take a poop every morning.
What fucking website or place can I go on to buy shares on?
I spend my days smoking in my dorm room and I'm kinda tired of vidya so I guess I might get into this.
Do I have to do this through my bank?

>inb4 b8
I swear I genuinely want to know

>>14500464
>1m

>Today, near all species of wild cattle are listed in the IUCN Red Data Book. The ancestor of most of the domestic cows, the Auroch (Bos primigenus) was extinct by 1627. The Kouprey (Bos sauveli) has not been seen in the dry dipterocarp forests of Indochina since the 1980s and is considered extinct.

>wild bulls

>>13023014
>DECENTRALIZATION
>CENTRALIZATION
>HURR DURR

>>12910486
>becoming a millionaire in an over-saturated market
ok.jpeg

You have been literally interviewing ex-cab drivers who took a course at Softuni and now think they're some hotsauce.

All of the devs in their 40s I know are already burnt out as fuck and don't wanna fucking do this job anymore. How delusional are you really? Some foreign fag who thinks know better than me and I lived here for 30 years.

And just for the record I run my own business and company but I don't brag and claim that Bulgaria is a nice place to live because it isn't. Faggot...

Every single one of you is retarded except for me

>>12721768
>huh you're right, this is new. usually they move inverse to one another (i.e. if ETH is going down Holo is going up and if Holo is going up ETH is going down).

>>12719911
>You

>>12668786
>Raise 1M and burn 55% of the crowd sale
>Retard says it's a money grab
>t. brainlet

>>12668747
>Raise 1M and burn 55% of the crowd sale
>Retard says it's a money grab
>t. brainlet

>>12651854
>Comparing an Operating System with a smart contract platform

>>12644635
Lmao are you retarded?

>>12392919

>>12386779
>15m candles

>>12241906
Anon here is a simple solution for you to see how wrong you are. Open up a spreadsheet.

input these values: A1=150, B1=1.01, C1 =A1*B1, A2=C1

Drag everything down until you get to 100

>>12112938
>Someone called in a bomb threat and wanted a million dollar, guess we gotta outlaw money now guys

>we going sub $3.2k

>>12005680
its worth 2.6k now lmao

>>11797949
nowhere to go but up

>all these robinhood traders using chump change

>

Did balance sheet poster meme me?

Did I get memed by that balance sheet poster?