/biz/ - Business & Finance

I sold you said we were going to 50k

WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAHHHHH *sniffles* *spits and slobbers all over pillow* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH *barks meows screams squeals crying* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER CRIED SO HARD IN MY FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> "Oh, I own several PROPERTIES. One in Atlanta, one in Coral Gables, and one in Aspen."
> "These millennials and zoomers, many of them don't own any PROPERTY and never will."
> "I bought my house in 1970 for $40k, and it's now worth $2.5 million. I've also paid off my Calabasas home a few years ago. I have a full funded pension fo retirement."
> "BAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I'M STUPID RETARDED DIARRHEA SHIT STAINED COVERED BOBO WHO LAUGHS AT EVERYONE LOSING MONEY HERE LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL ROFLMAO IMMA TAKE A SHIT ALL OVER YOU WHILE I ALREADY CASHED OUT MY BITCOIN DURING 2015 FOR $60 MILLION BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH"
> "Oh hmmmmmmmmm my name is zestimate stacy and I love to brag and gloat about my home values going up. Crypto is for virgins."
> "lolololololololololololol cope and seethe and dilate rentoids and live with your mommy faggots AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

I can go on and on and on and on. Maybe I wouldn't mind homeowners so much if they didn't gloat so damn much and rub it in your face. It doesn't help that the vast majority of homeowners are boomers.

Seriously, fuck you all.

Fuck fuck fuck I missed yet another gem.

I want to know which bastard(s) decided it would be ok to suppress the information on it's launch.

Low and behold, when I heard about it just a few hours ago, it was far too late. I'M ALWAYS TOO FUCKING LATE BECAUSE STUPID WHALES SUPPRESS INFORMATION ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!!

P.S.: To avoid being kept out of the loop next time, seriously where am I supposed to go to find these gems before they pop off? And no using telegram + susbot is not a valid answer. I'm looking for communities specifically.

Am I getting deja vu or did this thread already exist on biz a few months ago?

Anyways, of course the attack on WFH is coordinated. Conveniently for the elite, it directly coincides with the all out assault on crypto by the government. At the same time, massive layoffs at companies are opening the floodgates to ensure ANY form of entrepreneurship is far too saturated to allow any type of success from any startup.

I can't believe how unbelievably over it is for us haven't-made-it-yet-cels.

>I have only 5 minute commute and it still feels like i have barely any time left to enjoy my day.
>By the time I eat my lunch it's past 6 and basically evening already.
>Half of my free time is a night (from 9 to 1 am)

>>52322315
I wasn't trading... I was waiting and sending more money every month to invest at the market bottom

I work at a hospital, our sick, vacation and personal days all stack. Depending on the unit you work you actually DO need a mental health day. Best part is anyone under that roof has to strictly abide by HIPPA laws.

So when I call out to use a sick day, they cant quiz me on what it is. They LEGALLY have to say "o-okay anon feel better"

pic related is management when they cant question it but i sound fine on the phone

$600k at 2.5% APY is only around $15k a year. Still not enough to fully retire.

>Crypto didn't moon
>GME didn't moon

I guess it's another week of dealing with morbidly obese retail managers power tripping while I lose hope in making it

>Bought at the peak
>Sold at the dip

I WAS GETTING TOO GREEDY I APOLOGIZE LET ME LIQUIDATE
I WAS GETTING TOO GREEDY I APOLOGIZE LET ME LIQUIDATE
I WAS GETTING TOO GREEDY I APOLOGIZE LET ME LIQUIDATE
I WAS GETTING TOO GREEDY I APOLOGIZE LET ME LIQUIDATE
I WAS GETTING TOO GREEDY I APOLOGIZE LET ME LIQUIDATE

>Another day of getting yelled at by obese retail chicks


I really need GME to moon this time

>Trying to invest wisely & save for the future
>Spend $600 a month on hookers so I don't become a born again virgin

>Too rich to care about my job
>Too poor to fully retire

Six figure hell indeed

>Another work week is upon us again & my crypto still hasn't mooned

>Another fucking red day today
I BLEED IT OUT DIG IT DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY

BUY AVAX YOU SILLY GOOSE

BUY AVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!!

>owe the federal government $170 because I took advantage of NEETbux and they didn't auto withhold taxes for over a month before I noticed

>>28095207
>what bull market. btcs little 2x in december or the low mc pumps over the last 3 weeks?

Alright /biz/, I'm looking for some sensible ETFs. Crypto has taken me, put a ball gag on me, and fucked by wife multiple times while 'm forced to jerk off.

I'm sick and tired of losing money on crypto. Gimme me few ETFs I can stuff my money in for a few years and not lose it all like the autist I am.

>>26938284
I CAN'T WITHDRAW FROM BITTREX WTFFFFFFFFFFFF