/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30033621
Nah dawg, we just found out near the end of last thread that SEC has been cutting off recent attempts at blowing shit up with social media, they have been ACTIVELY ignoring the GME situation and letting it happen.
This shit is very much intentional, and i don't think is going to be able to be stopped. This may be an active attempt to crash the US economy, and i feel if you don't want to be like the LAST time the 20's rolled around, you may want a cut of the pie, if you catch my drift.
The Great Depression is going to be made a joke by "The Great Schizophrenia."
I'm gonna run a casino in the despotic wastes of the fall of our economy, with Death Games being a large moneymaker in my business.
All while wearing these nice duds.

So fags, what do you want to spend your sheckels on if we even get em?
I know i stated a moped last thread, but imagine i get enough for a jetpack, imagine we all get enough for jetpacks.
I would use it to stop hedgies from killing themselves, catch them mid fall.
Set them on the ground gently, laugh at them because i denied them a quick death, then fly off, laughing.
Also i'm getting pic related, for smooth duds.

>>28649298
Oh you.
Really tho, these threads are so nice.
Ferengi really do have an eye for fashion, or at least the 80's was a creative enough time for future clothes to POP.