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So I got a ticket to the Pulte party. What all should I pack?

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties followed by using a series of drones to airdrop giant hogweed seeds across hedgies lawns

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate car parks, frying cars

Perhaps my homeless contractors will damage key infrastructure because I told them there was crack under the roads or in load bearing structures

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties.

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties followed by using a series of drones to airdrop giant hogweed seeds across hedgies lawns

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate car parks, frying cars

Perhaps my homeless contractors will damage key infrastructure because I told them there was crack under the roads or in load bearing structures

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties.

>>55729197
I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate car parks, frying cars

Perhaps my homeless contractors to damage infrastructure because I told them there was crack under the roads or in load bearing structures

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties.

>>55570260
I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate car parks, frying cars

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties.

>>55517377
I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate car parks, frying cars and damaging infrastructure

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties.

>>55363477
I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate car parks, frying cars

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties.

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate car parks, frying cars

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate car parks, frying cars

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate car parks, frying cars

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate parks, frying cars

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Or have the homeless carry small emp devices and wander around corporate parks, frying cars

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties


Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties


Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties


Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties


Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties


Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties


Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties


Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties


Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties


Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

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