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LMAO IMAGINE BUYING A FUNNY INTERNET COIN FOR OVER 2000$ It just needs to do 8000% to be back at ath

KEK GACHIBAGGIES

I've been buying Chainlink (Ticker: LINK) with every paycheck for years. My average entry price is ~$4.20 but I've bought LINK over $50. Not selling until $1000.

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

>>58096092

That's right MSTR baggies keep "sluurping".

>>57950487

>>57934742
Daily reminder that you would have made more money holding Bitcoin.

>>57884368
>Stocks reflect the underlying state of the real economy
Okay faggot.

bro 300k ...i cant even like how

>>57609666
devil man devil man callin' devil man running in my head yeah

>>57044690

>>56903252
>>56903366
>>56904085
>I invested early but I still haven't cashed out
You're a retard that wasted potential gains from the pump, from other investments, and wasted your time. You're a retard.
>I invested after it blew up, but I still haven't cashed out
You bought into a scam after it was it was exposed and you're cutting your nose off to spite your face.

Doesn't matter how you cope. You're retarded.

Gem Alarm

>>56401651
>Noooo you need a heckin 100 year emergency fund OKAY?!

>>56109324

>>55938714
and that's a good thing!

>>55552217
>Using leverage
You get what you fucking deserve.

>>55435577
Only redditors and tourists told you to buy. You have a containment thread for a reason. Stay there.

A little over half of my $1.5 million NW is in crypto. Obviously no regrets. Crypto could go to zero and I'd still be way ahead of most of my peers. I hedge my bets by regularly investing heavily in stocks and my 401k at the same time.

pls sirs do not redeem the warrants sirs!

>Passive income

>>54015747
BUY LE DIP WE OUTCHA HERE SLURPPERINORING

>The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent