/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53442597
Jepi is God. Worst case scenario it underperforms in a bull (no time soon) its sp500 paying me to hold it.

>>53442599
I don't put all my eggs in any one basket sirs but tmf looking saucy

>>53442606
Nah I'm still bear 400 resistance is sticky tho

>>53442609
Blah blah blah... first interest rate cut tmf is a 3x

>>53442630
Jepi isn't as mythical as you think it is and yeah bonds are near bottom (probably already did in October)

>>53442651
Ohhh noooo I only get 7% +10%divvy per year ahhhh

Most people are retarded.. I don't know why I sometimes trick myself into thinking /smg/ isn't retarded... but then I read a thread like this... 250 posts of people arguing about credit cards and chink propaganda. The worst /smg/ ever. So many shit takes.

>>52399217
Doubtful but possible. My thesis is we haven't even seen the bottom until mid 2023 and then boomers are cashing out 401ks for the next decade and it's just apathy, capitulation, bagholding, rage and crabbing the bottom for a long time

>>51694702
I know based black people that name the jew openly but the jews their hardest to make sure black and white goys are enemies and distracted. Any boomer recoils in fear instantly if you dare speak negatively of God's chosen people. They are indeed trained cattle. After they are gone things will get interesting

Lunch dump bear trap. 380 SPY by eow. Everyone that was going to capitulate already did and they cant push it to new 52 week lows even with max fud/fear. Check these dubs

>>51477163

There are people in this thread that have sex with fat women. Personally I would prefer to get head from an attractive Asian ladybug instead of fucking fat women. If you never see the dick then you can pretend it's just a puffy pussy.

>SPY -0.77%
>UVXY -2.84%
>YANG -6.4%

I hate jews so much its unreal

>>51157233
After BRICS becomes the reserve world currency I'm going to move to Brazil with my gains from shorting all your tech globohomo companies that will never recover

>109 years
>109 countries

After BRICS wins ww3 and becomes the new world reserve currency I'm going to Brazil to start a harem with all the money I make shorting tech tranny globohomo shit

I hope BRICS takes over the world.. I'll stop making fun of Indians shitting on the street and I'll marry a big tiddy Brazilian girl with all the money I make shorting the death of American markets

So this is how the US economy ends.