/biz/ - Business & Finance

I started selling calls on megacaps, I'm earning 20% in profit a month, why is this not a popular strategy again?

Selling calls is easy as fuck, seriously - why are you not making 20% a month? Im actually mad it took me 4 years to realize selling calls to gamblers is the easiest way to make money. FUCK, you stupid no good for nothing morans keeping me poor on purpose with you hubris

BRAH holders this summer

Thank you OP. I believe all larps, especially the most schizo

>>53144601
I have no income and 3 GFs

>>51451011
>wanting multiple sons
Every subsequent son should be aborted, women develop a resistance to testosterone from testosterone in the womb while gestating male babies and every son after the first will have less testosterone, a study once showed that every subsequent son is 30% more likely to identify as gay

What will be the next BSC meta after "Grow", "Rat", "!!!", etcetera?

>no alcohol
>no weed
>no caffeine
>no porn
>no cooming
>no gluten
>water only
Yeah, I'm feeling good.

>>50170785
>$20.16 is coming

Screenshotted unironically. Its literally impossible for SOXL to break $20 ever again. You've been chopped for 2 months straight lol.

How are we feeling this Friday people?

Slurp and scalp the days bottom?
Stay out?

I feel like we're "close" to the bottom, not quite - definitely can puke a little more but I feel like were getting closer to a bottom.

>pic related
It's me and by bros and we all hold $ROSE ahahahh

/smg/ Campout in the Pacific Northwest

Would or no?

>>29865153
Finding nearest synagogue and burning 500 dollars in front of as many jews as possible, while throwing fake gold coins at as many of them possible

>>29349772
>>29349486
>biz racists get hired as consultants to palantir
>karp gets on CNBC, cramer asks what hes doing with fresh investments
>karp says he hired a team of experts as contractor consultants
>invites team of biz autists walking in making pepe dab poses
>Yes, we are the infamous hackers known as 4chan, we are back to teach glowies how to do their fucking job
>yes, we are consulting the ideas of terry davis and bringing temple OS technology to palantir
>yes we are partnering with GEO to mass arrest and jail redditors

>1 BTC = 1 BTC

>>28156034
>was last post in that thread
>called out CLF faggots
>thread gets cut

oooh jannies mad. Want some AQB fish to eat? You could use some nice food to recover from your pain today.

>>27556600
Pathways of your bachelors in school of biz include:

>foreign bank money laundering with focus on indian banking sector
>bad advice and misinformation theory
>FOMO and FUD theory in depth

>>27018741
>first it was CNBC
now we target MSNBC. Lets go short micorosft boys.

>>26862072
Filed SEC report and ONE STAR ROBINHOOD THIS MORNING. GOOD NIGHT ROBINHOOD.

>>26608984
When it passes amazon no paper hands we're gonna make bezos small league

>Dump? Bear market?
>1 BTC is still worth 1 BTC

>>24676479
It is literally 3 cup and handles Russian dolled within one another.

I starting to believe we'll never see 1000$ link ever.

>buy my shitcoin bags
no

Reminder that link isnt going vertical til 2023