/biz/ - Business & Finance

We all know Ether, ERC 20, and gas fees are gay as fuck

Does this mean BAT is cooked?

Is BAT feeling ok?

Bitcoin is performing like absolute dog shit lately

All the nocoiners are messaging me asking how my shit-tastic crypto is doing while they are all killing it in the real stock market

What a disaster

Crypto is dog shit

>>25717640
are they working, better get them fixed if they aren't. U know what I'm talking about

>>25717754
thank you aanon

>>25717816
lmao just sell the top perfectly and wait 5 years for the next golden bull. Youll do great

Rumours of it being a complete scam seem pretty plausible now

Worst performing crypto on the board

Undergoing a massive dump

Does anyone other than stupid pakis even like this shitty ass crypto?

Looking very lacklustre and choppy so far

This market is absolute dog shit, why does it always run out of steam so quick

Worst day for me ever

Fuck crypto

Anyone else scared quantum computers will hack your seed phrase?

Britfags: Revolut wants my NI Number before I can trade. Will they notify HRMC?

That is going to hit like

All of you who are in support of not wearing masks because it patriotic or because it’s global conspiracy to enslave us are fucking morons. Go back to /x/ where you’re idiocy belongs. You fuckin idiots don’t know jack shit about viral transmission and the effectiveness of masks and quarantine. I fucking despise the chinks government but they were able to get this shit under control cuz they’re draconian to the max, but we have idiots over here who can’t stay home for a few months because, “muh freedom” we could’ve literally just hunkered done like China and then be done with it. If it did get ugly and draconian after we conquered the virus then it would make sense to say, “nah, fuck that! My freedom bitch” but you idiots are throwing temper tantrums and claiming conspiracy because you watch to much shot on YouTube and believe shit you read on underwater basket weaving websites. Fucking baseless faggot lovers.

I view crypto as a metric of how much people DO NOT want to work, nothing more. Crypto at face value is fucking retarded. It's literally nothing but a giant ponzi scheme on a global scale (genius, actually), and most people I know who've gotten rich off it (the ones who told me to buy in) all took their money out of crypto and put it into legit investments and real estate. It's simply a vehicle to increase your money through encouraging others to buy in at a higher price. People are willing to buy into bitcoin at 12k not because they believe, but because they HATE working and dream of being rich. It's not an investment, it's a hedge against their unhappiness. I mean really, after being in crypto for a while I fully understand how gay and retarded it is. In the real world, you want financial protections, you want insurance, you want the benefits of holding money with a bank in regards to conducting business, etc etc. Now that I actually have some money, I understand why banks are fucking awesome. They cater to the rich.

Society needed a sort of "blindness" to how rich and successful people lived. The average person can't withstand the amount of triggering they face everyday through social media, even if they won't admit it. All you see is young beautiful millionaires doing awesome shit and maxing out their happiness. We've started fully commoditizing things like "youth" and "happiness" in extremely abstract forums.

What the fuck is going to happen? What is going to happen when people understand, on a level never seen before in society, that they are literal office serfs who are throwing away their one life so their boss can live a baller instagram worthy life? Will we even be able to function anymore? I suspect the social/political decay we're witnessing is the initial manifestation of people not wanting to work anymore. People are just sick of it. If society is to survive, we need some massive fucking blue pills for people to swallow.

I view crypto as a metric of how much people DO NOT want to work, nothing more. Crypto at face value is fucking retarded. It's literally nothing but a giant ponzi scheme on a global scale (genius, actually), and most people I know who've gotten rich off it (the ones who told me to buy in) all took their money out of crypto and put it into legit investments and real estate. It's simply a vehicle to increase your money through encouraging others to buy in at a higher price. People are willing to buy into bitcoin at 12k not because they believe, but because they HATE working and dream of being rich. It's not an investment, it's a hedge against their unhappiness. I mean really, after being in crypto for a while I fully understand how gay and retarded it is. In the real world, you want financial protections, you want insurance, you want the benefits of holding money with a bank in regards to conducting business, etc etc. Now that I actually have some money, I understand why banks are fucking awesome. They cater to the rich.

Society needed a sort of "blindness" to how rich and successful people lived. The average person can't withstand the amount of triggering they face everyday through social media, even if they won't admit it. All you see is young beautiful millionaires doing awesome shit and maxing out their happiness. We've started fully commoditizing things like "youth" and "happiness" in extremely abstract forums.

What the fuck is going to happen? What is going to happen when people understand, on a level never seen before in society, that they are literal office serfs who are throwing away their one life so their boss can live a baller instagram worthy life? Will we even be able to function anymore? I suspect the social/political decay we're witnessing is the initial manifestation of people not wanting to work anymore. People are just sick of it. If society is to survive, we need some massive fucking blue pills for people to swallow.

I view crypto as a metric of how much people DO NOT want to work, nothing more. Crypto at face value is fucking retarded. It's literally nothing but a giant ponzi scheme on a global scale (genius, actually), and most people I know who've gotten rich off it (the ones who told me to buy in) all took their money out of crypto and put it into legit investments and real estate. It's simply a vehicle to increase your money through encouraging others to buy in at a higher price. People are willing to buy into bitcoin at 12k not because they believe, but because they HATE working and dream of being rich. It's not an investment, it's a hedge against their unhappiness. I mean really, after being in crypto for a while I fully understand how gay and retarded it is. In the real world, you want financial protections, you want insurance, you want the benefits of holding money with a bank in regards to conducting business, etc etc. Now that I actually have some money, I understand why banks are fucking awesome. They cater to the rich.

Society needed a sort of "blindness" to how rich and successful people lived. The average person can't withstand the amount of triggering they face everyday through social media, even if they won't admit it. All you see is young beautiful millionaires doing awesome shit and maxing out their happiness. We've started fully commoditizing things like "youth" and "happiness" in extremely abstract forums.

What the fuck is going to happen? What is going to happen when people understand, on a level never seen before in society, that they are literal office serfs who are throwing away their one life so their boss can live a baller instagram worthy life? Will we even be able to function anymore? I suspect the social/political decay we're witnessing is the initial manifestation of people not wanting to work anymore. People are just sick of it. If society is to survive, we need some massive fucking blue pills for people to swallow.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT? ANOTHER 2.3 TRILLION?

We've printed over 6 trillion dollars in like 3 weeks. They is no economy right now, there is no work, there is record unemployment, and almost 50% of small businesses will permanently close after quarantine is lifted... and it might not even lift at the end of the month!

The Fed now has their finger on a button, and if they lift it, the market implosion will make 2008 look like a dip. They can trigger this whenever they want, it's almost as if they're playing god with all of us fucking peons.

I am indifferent because I have no investments, just 80k in cash in various trading accounts, stocks and crypto... and I'm not worried about inflation because the BRRR'ing won't effect the value of USD quite yet, but it will soon.

Someone, preferably not a retard, please explain this shit to me. I need some clarity.

>>18126775
>But we KNOW it will pass

Pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, Brady Sluder announced he didn't care if he caught Corona Virus, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic. Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.

We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food. OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist blac block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure

Good luck with your faggoty chainlink and bitcoin

What the fuck is going on guys? I got in at 4.50 and now we just dropped below 3. What about the conference that's coming up with microsoft?

How can it be dropping so hard? Its dropping harder than bitcoin now, before it was holding it's value in terms of sats.

I can't take this, my money is just disappearing before my eyes. What's the move here boys?

You think you've seen blood? This isn't blood.

Tomorrow the markets will react to today's news. New countries will announce quarantines and travel bans.

REAL TERROR hasn't even begun. Expect to see another huge drop in the stock market, and crypto will follow.

I got out at $4 exactly, you can get out at 3.30 still.