/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30251519
Oil and Uranium here

>>30213039
>>30210962
>>30210371
ATTENTION

SHRMP is now at .075

Once again if you didn’t buy, you missed out. AGAIN!

>pic related, what you could have if you bought

>>29841211
Thanks anon
Autistics do it better

But you can buy it now. Trips and I tell you.
Unironically 150x

>>29678606
>diluted marketcap
I'm interested but idk what you mean by this.

i bought this fucking food token because i missed out on cake, all other food tokens moon to 15 usd but we sitting here not going anywhere, typical desu fml

Feels good :)

EVERYTHING IS DROPPING I’M LOSING YESTERDAY’S GAINS

>look for new DoD contracts with AI companies
>find super recent, one two or three weeks ago
>it’s private
Lame.

All in cash since last Friday. Don’t like my money not working. Please post beautiful women to motivate me.

Beginner here.
Can I make decent profit with a cash only account, or do I need to do options and margins? I don’t feel safe activating those features.

Do not buy ant group
Do not buy Chinese stocks

I finally caved in and let a friend force me to browse /smg/ the other day, and I gotta say, you actually did it. You actually fucking made a thread about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fucking post is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this thread that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. Halfway though this "general" I couldn't take it anymore and started chanting "this is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes" under my breath to keep my sanity. Ultimately I wound up writhing on the floor and chanting until he closed this piece of shit thread for me. If you plan on voting for Bernie Sanders these generals are for you. If you own a fedora these generals are for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys threads about stocks, economics, and interesting financial strategies these piece of shit generals are not for you and given the fact that there are no threads like that anymore because jannies and newfags can't get enough “memes” you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck memes, and fuck whoever likes these generals.

Literally nothing can collapse this economy
Never bet against America

Green today bros

>>18188051
Nope
World could be on fire and it’d still be green

>-3%
>Bobos think they were right
How retarded are bears?

>/biz/ is so retarded it thinks the fed actually prints money and makes a lazy meme about it.
Not too bright are you?

YOU TOLD ME THE FED NEWS WOULD PUMP IT!! DUMB FUCKERS

PhD student

I’m fucking scared guys. I sold in January and missed ATH, but things are so crazy I never want to go back in. I just want normalcy.