/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>early linkies bored on biz when link was still stealth mode
>one anon starts a thread, 'maybe we can help speed up chainlink adoption and create a biz company'
>dozens of motivated biztards getting together on discord, sharing resumes and spit balling ideas
>turns out most biztards are well educated and successful professionals
>biz meme company takes shape, becomes chainlink consultancy group
>elect a Finnish loser as their ceo but their cto is a 300 IQ autistic PhD college professor
>try to launch their own token, massive failure and backlash on biz because one of their guys announced he was shorting link on Twitter the day before, henceforth known as Timo the tranny, reputation destroyed before they even started
>despite all the hate and no money they actually still try their best to build their little api marketplace, reasonably successful development for a team of literal biz tards but there's no adoption
>one of their guys become employed by chainlink officially, another becomes a telegram janny, their lawyer also starts a DAO backed by openlaw, they're running a node...
>chainlink launches grant program, gives money to all the ecosystem companies, but vlc is weirdly absent
>turns out they not only stopped working on it, but they were actually building a competitor to chainlink
>et tu, brute
>rebranded as api3, trying to run a token scam once again now that normies are aware of oracles
>now trying to smear link to prop their scam up
>it's a fucking governance token that runs on kleros and xdai (lol)
>get funding from pantera (joey krug, a retard who missed out on link early but kept investing in failures)
>desperately trying to viral market on biz but no one is falling for it