/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55774337
>woman marries you simply because she's looking for a beta provider to solve her financial problems
>divorces soon after once she no longer wants to be with you and wants to ride Chad's cock instead
>lose half of your wealth in the process, can't even see your kids if she doesn't want you to
>meanwhile, get to invest in something that has potential like Kava since they're finally going to bring value to Cosmos' ecosystem
>get profits, can retire and finally escape the rat race
Jesus, I wonder why people would rather invest in crypto instead of getting married these days. Really makes you think huh?

>>53762483
>>53763903
Why would I lie about that? It was a quickly thrown together AI voice

this one's a little better but it's fucking hard to recreate Eminem's voice for some reason

https://vocaroo.com/12IVD6rL2dj4