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>>12341444

> Wanting a low IQ jungle monkey for a wife

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>11882871

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Guys, I'm starting to realise that it isn't money that's holding me back from doing what I want. It's me.

The absolute state.

>make 100k in crypto
>decide to switch to boomer-tier investments
>everything is a “share”

Lmao wtf is this shit, you guys seriously buy and sell “shares” in a company? For like 1% of their revenue or whatever the fuck. Absolute KEK, I can’t wait for this shit to die. At least in crypto your buying and selling REAL tokens.

Link and tether.

Everything else is deep green.

Really makes you think...

Ok guys I’ve had enough. Dropping the real crypto red pill right now. Crypto is useless, it was invented by NSA to control the money supply but the twist? It doesn’t do anything. So then CSW makes bitcoin c*sh to destroy bitcoins credibility, unfortunately it backfires because Vitalik has memed everyone into believing smart contracts are real. The catch? No such thing as an oracle. Can’t be done. The whole thing is DOA. But actually they can be done, because Sergey discovers and creates oracles that are 10,000 times more better than anything anyone had ever imagined so he invents LINK tokens to help everyone get rich off his invention BUT he doesn’t wasn’t the NSA/CIA to have access so he disguised all this in memes. But who is assblaster? That’s the black pill.

>>11077997

>>11015944

HR head and Accounting Chief resign from Tesla after JRE podcast