/biz/ - Business & Finance

tesla gave everyone a month of free FSD
it isn't perfect (in that it's a little too safe in following distance and speed), but it gets me from point A to point B without any risk of an accident.

alright listen up bros
i need to owe 15,000 dollars in taxes by the end of this year
don't ask why, just give me ideas
401k penalties seem like the most obvious way, but is it the most ideal?

a very special day is coming
when the dividend split hits your accounts and there isn't a MOASS, what will you do? how will you cope? will you claim T+2? muh 50 cent puts?
no cope will save you when nothing happens. it will all finally be over
ill be here all day long when the shares are delivered to remind you i was right all along, and you've been tricked into bagholding a dead video game retailer stock that had the shorts long since closed

the /smg/ concurrent thread record is something like 16

can you imagine having to call your broker to make your retarded trades?
>uhhh yeah let me get 6500 shares of this OTC silver miner
>and pick me up 260 shares of this company that creates mutant fucking fish
>yeah you heard me right
>finish me off with a few 2 DTE OTM SPY calls and OH YEAH there's this one fat fuck who turns trash into diesel, let me grab 2500 shares of that shit too
>okay thanks see you next week and don't forget to liquidate all those positions the moment they turn red

YES HELLO
250 SHARES OF YOUR FINEST 3X ETF PLEASE

>>30158316
No way, I'm taking the rest of you down with me

calling your female broker edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>I love Lum
https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>29969705

>>29936375
the SOXL CEO is hand-splitting shares right now
he'll have them ready for delivery by end of day monday

>>29872461
disbelief