/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50834924
>mother joined some shitty wine club that charges $40/month for literally nothing in return except the privilege of shopping on their website for shitty knock-off wine
>had to shout and threaten the girl on the phone to get her to cancel

I'm remembering back to the old guy I was speaking to at the grocer's last year in March who was telling me about how he panic sold his $500k boomer-stack
>March crash was the boomercide
>This crash is the zoomercide
If you haven't rotated into banks and oil at this point then.. bruh

Your second, and final, chance to sell was 10 minutes ago. For those of you still here: time for me to teach you a lesson...

just a couple for hours and we will be back at 58k+

tomorrow around this time 60k+

mark my words

that's why i told my mom that if she gets into crypto i'll beat her with a stick

>>29231446
ask her how she got in my masturbatorium then stab her with my bionicle sword in her temple

>>29197700
So.....do you feel less risky?

>>28996398
>be me
>chubby kid browsing /fit/ in 2011
>pretty much everybody who posts pics is average and wants to /makeit/
>start lifting, make good gains
>graduate high school, stop lifting
>come back around 2019 to check things out
>all those skinny autistic kids are now jacked aesthetic roidmonkeys

>tfw like humanity, i got left behind

at least i made glypto gurrency moneys...

Can we talk about the latest DIX data? Looks like they bought in really big. I imagine that's why we had that weird pump 10 minutes before close. What does it mean?

>>28556727
TA is not bullshit. I'm so sick of you FUCKING redditors, FUCK OFF
>>28556935
This guy gets it

>>28132897
You have much to learn. Crash is coming but not anytime soon. Use the dying breathes of this economy and this society to make as much money as you can and then cash out at the first sign of a proper collapse. Hint: watch Mannarino

My portfolio is a few k away from 260k. GME got me here a bit quicker than I expected. It was just November that my portfolio broke 200k. I don't even feel anything anymore. I think I won't feel anything until I get to 300 at the least.

How will reddit recover? I imagine it's going to be a very awkward few weeks over there now, with half the people spouting dead memes and cope, and the other half trying to move on. It reminds me of the kind of sadness you get when you meet someone you haven't spoken to in over a decade and they're still making the same jokes and talking about the same stuff, but you moved on from that sort of thing years ago.

My argument for why this isn't The Big One:
>10-year-yield is ATH since Corona
>Darkpool shows that Friday's dip was bought
Am I missing anything?

WHY do futures do this? I've been fretting fucking all day (Australian), thinking that this session was going to be the big rug pull. All the signs seemed to be aligning. Now, futures are recovering. I've seen this behaviour at least twice before.
Anyway, time to cancel my sells?

a mining facility hired me to clean their carpets, i said oh cool want to do payment in btc or eth and they said "no we can't issue crypto payments for commercial services we can only do a check"

a fucking check, not even credit card or zelle, but a fucking ancient check. If they weren't a referral i'd stuff my self with taco bell and leave a nice surprise for them.

>>25763750
$8500/hr to 51% attack BCH.
Shall I do it bros and rewrite the chain?
https://www.crypto51.app/

>>23829648
I dunno.

Are there any good ones that havent mooned yet?

>>21517266
Here is my port:
13k LINK
1 BTC

Am I gonna make it?

Jesus, the people recommending me to buy are the same people FUDding apparently. What a fucking shit show. Am going to throw 1 ETH anyway to see what the fuck happens.

>>19486114
This bot again....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj8BV0qWdM4

>>18297766
They would never survive the happening.