/biz/ - Business & Finance

What's his fucking problem?

can any fudchads explain the psychology behind linkies accusing anyone fudding their globohomo WEF shitcoin of holding link themselves?

>india bans crypto
>zero link fud threads

>>56879630
sirgay eats first, last and everything in between

>>56746830
Assuming this isn't bait, it isn't tanking because none of anything that has happened impacts the market. Binance is flush with cash. They can easily pay the $4B fine. Binance is still in business and today has more "legitimacy" than it ever had because they now have US oversight. BTC ETFs are weeks away and even ETH ETFs are in the works. The halvening is 152 days away. Every main character from the old days is in prison or hiding. At the end of the day Larry Fink is going to make a bunch of money and Janet Yellen cannot in fact cancel crypto's birthday.

I use Coinbase wallet as one of my wallets, and when I select that option nothing happens. Tried it on multiple different browsers with no success.

I guess the fudders are right and chainlink is a scam run by a fat slavic man.

i eated it

subhuman nastyslob makes that guy look like a chad

imagine this slavnigger with his beard shaved, revealing that chud chin with fat folds
KEK

KEK

>>56145300
>thanks for the liquidity cuckold
>buurrrp

>>56127467
what a fatfuck brainlet kek

We're excited to announce that we will deliver real staking, ccip and enterprise abstraction layer this year, as well as low latency oracles, deco, fss, mixicles, ocr2.0, swift poc, linkpool naas, node insurance, big banks partnerships, reputation systems, cbdc integration, quadratic security, smart derivatives with isda, cex por, new byzantine fault tolerant consensus mechanisms, direct revenue capture model instead of token dumps, dedicated oracle lanes on L1s, town crier, candid, integration with Oracle baas and 100 startups, docusign smart contracts, and a truly decentralized network with user SLAs and neet nodes instead of a 3/5 multisig. All of this by, yeah ermm, Q2 2023 at the latest. So keep holding my link marines.

sock it to me??

https://vocaroo.com/cJU40qB2HFr

RUTHLESSLY

>>55644849
>not if I can help it

>he fell for the chainshit meme

get dumped on baggie

I fucked Francisco Gonzalez (in the butt). Yes, he is a power bottom. Ask me anything.

>>55585209
>The people that have been suppressing LINK for years

>>55583252
>didn't think nastyslob would dump into this announcement
>OP is nastyslob's liquidity marine

>>55544261
*weezes
*gurgles
*unchewed cake flying out mouth
>how dare you
*weezes again
>call me fat!
*coughs uncontrollably
*falls over

>>55534494
he ate all the profits
it's over

We're excited to announce that we will deliver real staking, ccip and enterprise abstraction layer this year, as well as low latency oracles, deco, fss, mixicles, ocr2.0, swift poc, linkpool naas, node insurance, big banks partnerships, reputation systems, cbdc integration, quadratic security, smart derivatives with isda, cex por, new byzantine fault tolerant consensus mechanisms, direct revenue capture model instead of token dumps, dedicated oracle lanes on L1s, town crier, candid, integration with Oracle baas and 100 startups, docusign smart contracts, and a truly decentralized network with user SLAs and neet nodes instead of a 3/5 multisig. All of this by, yeah ermm, Q2 2023 at the latest. So keep holding my link marines.

>>55506078
>celsius and nexo shorting in perpetuity
why not short it when this subhuman is dumping 1 million link tokens per week and giving his warchest to celsius