/biz/ - Business & Finance

Even my loser friends have girlfriends now

>>58056990
I NEED ONE MORE MONTH

How many bull runs has chainlink missed so far? I lost count.

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE MEME COINS RUGGING WHAT THE FUUUUUCK I SHOULDVE KEPT MY REAL COINS FOR FUCKING SAKE IM BROKE NOW

>dad tells me I don’t have a gf cause all I do is jack off

I’m fucked. Everything good has mooned and everything that sucks isn’t even worth buying near all time lows.

This market sucks. It never pumps hard. It goes up 5% down 10% up 10% down 5%

I thought crypto was supposed to be a money maker

I would pay someone 100 ETH to give me their girlfriend

Clownsisters…. How do we cope?

I MISS EVERY MEME COIN LAUNCH ON PULSECHAIN THEY KEEP GOING PARABOLIC WITHOUT ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just promise me you’ll make it quick…

You guys told me Richard Hearts coins were scams but they’re outperforming everything. Why is biz always wrong ?

>>57297416
>I had more money in 2017 than I do now
holy fuck

>>56535789

It shut down. :(

getting absolutely heemed on god frfr no cap.

$3660 a month after taxes

Expenses:
>$1800 rent
>$200 utilities
>$350 groceries
>$150 eating out
>$350 student loan payment
>$40 phone service
>$20 phone installment
>$100 health insurance (subsidized by employer)
>$100 car insurance
>$50 gas
>$30 household items
>$30 subscriptions
>$50 save for new electronics and appliances
>$10 renters insurance

$3280 total. I have $380 left to save every month. If I save 380 a month in the S&P 500 for 40 years I will have a almost exactly 1 million dollars at age 65.

And to think there are people out there making 30k/yr

My parents have many millions and I’m not going to inherit any money until they’re dead so probably 60+. I don’t want my parents to die but they haven’t helped out with any major life milestone like paying for college and buying a house. I make 90k and can’t afford shit where I live. My gf makes 50k. We have student loans too and parents aren’t helping at all with those. Now they’re asking when we will give them grandchildren and at this point my gf and I are considering just never having kids because it’s too expensive. Why are boomers so dumb? If you want grandkids maybe you should have fucking helped out with our student loans or a house down payment at least. What’s the point of giving me 5 million dollars when I’m already an old man and too old to raise kids?

6.88

>Had a limit order at .58 on coinbase
>literally every exchange hit it except coinbase

I am exceptionally booty blasted right now!
jimmys eternally rustled!!!!

>broke down in tears when family asked me how the job hunt is going

I was just smoking weed and gooning to a sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a shit ton of water and hold it my bladder for more pleasure while I held my aneros butt plug in my ass. Eventually my clitty started twitching and when I finally had my sissygasm (anal orgasm) a mixture of cum and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you fucking not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, cum, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my porn addiction before. I fucking hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

I have been on this board since 2013 when it was first made, and still have not made it.

2013-2015 it was just threads about dropshipping and what degree to get

Then in 2016 crypto blew up but I experienced familial problems and became homeless. I only got my shit together in late 2017, at which point I realized I had missed the ship. So I sold all my excess shit, got some money together, TOOK OUT A 5 FIGURE LOAN, and bought crypto. Did a 5x in Dec 2017 and then obviously took a 99% loss throughout 2018. Oh yeah and then my Cryptopia got hacked with all my worthless alts and so technically that made it -100%.

I hustled hard as fuck at my deskjob and paid off my loan in like 1 year, ate oatmeal and McChickens for like 8 months straight and just put every dime into that shit, because the APR was insane and I just had to get that monkey off my back.

Around 2019-2020 I did manage to buy 1.25 BTC at around 14k and 3 ETH at around $500, but because I was so emotionally and mentally scarred from the previous alt-coin raping that I had I didn't go into any alts throughout 2020-2022, so I missed SHIB, SUSHI and all that other shit. Oh yeah, and I didn't sell the top at 69k , still holding.

If I had sold the top I would be at maybe 20k profit, but as it stands current net loss is like -25k. Fucking brutal for me since I'm a regular working class bloke with broke boomer parents.

Any other normal guy with 80 IQ would be a millionaire 3 times over if they had been here since 2013, and then there's me.

I'd like to redditspace and reiterate just once more for full effect, I HAVE BEEN ON /BIZ/ SINCE TWO THOUSAND AND THIRTEEN, AND I AM STILL BROKE

The BNB/BTC daily schizo poster was right and I didnt listen

Green texting for ease of reading

>Parents buy house in the 1980s for $72k
>Parents pay off house by 1995
>Parents decide to borrow $150k to build a McMansion
>The house ends up costing about $200k.
>Parents struggling for the next 4-5 years
>Parents decide to sell the house because they cant handle the repayments anymore
>They sell the house and pay off their debts and decide to start Renting while they look for something new
>Parents never find a house they like, so they just keep on renting because renting at the time was very cheap
>Property prices start skyrocketing and my parents were priced out of the market
>Housing market crashes, but even with a crashed property market, my parents are still priced out of buying a house
>The property market enters another bubble, and completely annihilates any last hope they had of buying a house
>Now parents are in their 60s and renting, and rent is skyrocketing.

So not only am I left with no property to inherit, my parents need financial assistance because they're now on fixed retirement incomes, and heavily impacted by inflation. It now means I am going to be left behind in the dust, fall behind socioeconomically compared to my own age demographic, because my parents fucked up. While other people my age, their boomer parents have stuff to leave them, they dont need help to help their parents, and therefore they can enhance their own financial well-being much further than I will ever be able to, and not only that, they'll get a nice inheritance later in their, something I'll never get.


So what am I supposed to think? Am I being a baby bitch for feeling some kind of resentment for being put into this predicament? I can't get over the fact my parents had a nice suburban home paid off in 1995 and threw it all away to build a McMansion on-top of it. Well that McMansion they built in 1995 sold for over $2 million dollars recently...........they sold it for $275k in 2000.