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>>30173729
Never!

>>26645969

>Didn't know exactly a short squeeze was.
>After 3-4 halts, the tourists dumped, I doubted the wsb autists then knee jerked and panic sold.

I kicked myself in the ass all fucking day and I learned a $1,800 lesson. But even Jesus had his moment of doubt.

I will redeem myself in the eyes of my ancestors, my Fuhrer and my tendies.

>>26498362

I drank an entire 150 MG Sativa soda. Needless to say it's was way too fucking much.

Stared having a bad trip and literally wanted to kill myself but I didn't own a gun and was too much of a pussy to use a knife.

I used what little lucidity I had left to order a double sauce, double cheese, hand tossed pizza from Domino's for delivery.

The need to eat that entire pizza gave me the strength to not hang myself with my belt in my closet for the next 30 minutes.

I stumbled to the door, grabbed the pizza, gave him exact change and slammed the door. Even though I was stoned out of my fucking mind, I still wasn't retarded enough to tip him.

I ate said pizza then passed the fuck out.

Pizza saved my life.

Fin

>>15703223
We need you fren