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>> No.30339850 [View]
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I was only nine years old.
I loved Sergey so much, I was 100% in linkies and LP shares.
I'd pray to Sergey every night before I go to bed, thanking for the profits I've been given. "Sergey is love", I would say, "Sergey is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Sergey. I called him a stinky nolinker. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Sergey. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Let's get to the fundamentals".
He grabs me with his powerful developer hands, and puts me on my hands and knees.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Sergey. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergey.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Sergey. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in and starts shouting. Sergey looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Nolinker cope".
Sergey leaves through my window. Sergey is love. Sergey is life.

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This guy literally just sucked all your money up and bought a lambo for his dad. How does it feel to get cucked? What are you doing to do about it anon

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>>27457634
Soon

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Sold XRP tokens to sustain business operations and enrich founders.
Paid for partners with profit from token sales to encourage more token sales
Subsidized partners with token sales so they’d continue using XRP
Office in the USA
Massive supply owned by founding team and company

Chainlink:
Sold LINK tokens in an ICO to US investors to fund business operations
Sells LINK periodically to fund business operations and enrich founders
Subsidizes chainlink network and partners through token sales
Token has no function aside from raising capital for founders and company
Offices in USA
Company and founders hold massive supply

Defi:
Top 4 defi protocols do not use Chainlink oracles. (Compound, Uniswap, Sushiswap, Makerdao) clearly not critical infrastructure.

If you think that LINK is not fucked your head is in your ass. LINK is EXACTLY like XRP.

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>>24313143
i'm 25 and Sirgay just fucked me in the ass with no lube last night by dumping 10 million LINK tokens at the top

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Why isn't link dropping like the other alts?

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>>23446305
>why is token needed
Sergey made it that way so he can become a trillionaire
>why it won't stay sub $15
Because it's going to $81,000

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Hanged on /b from around 2009 to 2012, then started hanging on pol, int and these other shitboards. Started uni in 2013 realizing im a weakling. Started hanging on fit got buff. Started hanging on biz in 2017 august just when the threads about link ico were spammed. I literally didn't know what I were doing I just liked that cube shit so I kept buying.

Have been financially independent since 19usd where I sold a few 10k linkies for a few 100k dollarinos. Oh yes and I live in a poor shithole so this is basically more than a lifetime worth of wages for the average local (poor white country not shitskinia)


Just wanted to say thanks for the company and the ride guys :)

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>>23266481
Sirgay about to drink vitalik's milkshake

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You won't be able to hear him over the toilet flushing

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>SmartCon
>Smart Con
>Con

Reconsider linkies before you get btfod to oblivion

you have been warned. iron hands will perish the meek ie weak hands shall inherit the Earth

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Stop asking for price predictions. It has, and always will be 1k EOY

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>suicide stack now costs $7800
Are normies finally and completely priced out? When do we start shilling to reddit? At $10?

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Of course, that was the plan since the beginning of the ICO. This shit has to last them like 10 years so before it's all distributed, LINK will be at $1000 EOY so who fucking cares.

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I'm tired of waiting around thinking that I'm going to be rich one day. I'm getting cucked by Serg. Selling my stack and opening a snow-cone stand. At least I'll get some return.. staking is never coming.

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Yeah, it's starting to look bad. But anyway some news come up and throw your TA out the window

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>>19471096
actually the very first thing released was the whitepaper which includes the link coffee theorem, that describes how the price of coffee ties to the price of 1 LINK
read it up

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>>19009412

0 dollars
>>19007435

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>>19007125

>>19007435
Please rope yourself linkies

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>>18991733

>>18990099
You have been reported to the SEC. You are spreading false information. You will spend time in a federal prison. I reported you, and the SEC will be tracing your ISP and you will be prosecuted.

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>>18991411

do your part anon
>>18990099

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>>18990998

Its a problem..... Be part of the cure anon I am paying
>>18990099

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>>18988769

Report scam tokens for free cash lol

>>18990099

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Kek at all you new fags that just got dumped on I bought in at $.46 and just sold my stack at $4.06.

Get rekt fags you are going to be holding the bag when this thing is worth $.0007 when Open Oracle and BAND get traction.

Chainlink doesn't even have actual partnerships. Only 3 have actually contributed to the project and the rest is just a list of companies that got consulting.

It's over fags you will be wagecucking for life.

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