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>>57630472
>SoundHound AI, Inc. (Nasdaq: SOUN), a global leader in voice artificial intelligence, today announced that it will report its 2023 fourth quarter and full year financial results on Thursday, February 29, 2024 after market close. The company will host a conference call and webcast to review the results on the same day.

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>>56979993
the only difference between the gambler's fallacy and the law of large numbers is perseverance

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Anons lately I've been spending a bit of money. The median net wage here is about 700-800 usd I'd say, and on top of that thanks to inflation a lot of people are "losing" their savings.
I was asked by a relative of mine about my financial situation. Now, I don't want to tell them that "yeah I have some money because I gambled my savings on leveraged indices and gambled on quarterly earnings". Lads, what am I supposed to say? Any works that can be done from home office and are somewhat related to finance? What is YOUR "excuse" when you are being asked?

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>>56443900
Don't have them. Cut your losers, feed your winners, and hedge with puts on appropriate weak counterparts.

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Anon is right, get married
>29 yo
>made 42k last year
>zero debt besides mortgage
>getting married next month
>fiance loves jesus, subservient, already has her own place
>just got a raise today, bringing her salary to 105k

Truly feels like I've made it bros. She does have some student debt but we'll get it knocked out within five years

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>>55545469
two words:

programmatic distribution

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big L for GMEsissies.

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Any ideas whether Dave & Buster's will pump or dump? Are such companies even profitable in 2023?
t. non-US

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Hmm perhaps I will purchase another 1000 LINK

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>>54481401

We
Rise

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Blackberry earnings after markets close today. I'm thinking about investing in it, BUT I'm also convinced they are going to talk about MUH AI and its going to pump because fuck you thats why.

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>>54312360
burner wallets are for pussies. just make sure the transaction makes sense by looking at the address it is calling and what is going on there and dont do unlimited approvals if you have a big stack of something

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This press conference was head scratching hilarious. Just seeing him shuffle out the door was embarrassingly funny.

Peak clown world strikes again

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To the anon, who embedded a song titled "comme c'est bon":
Thanks lad, added it to my spotify list.

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>>53225971
niggas up 260% on options can

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>>53215225
instead of begging for 30 minutes for 1 ticket you could suck 1 dick for $10 and get 10 tickets with the same amount of time spent

thats called entrepreneurship

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>>52899568
Don't be a pussy. Let your winners ride.

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>>52796744
https://richup.io/room/8lpkk
Get in here

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>>52717996
zoomers really thought they would just be patient and wait 25 years for the boomers to die so they could "buy the dip" in the housing market, only to vote en masse for corporate owned democrat candidates that want to make the USA have one billion population and the same zoning laws in order to pump their bags and keep the fannie mae ponzi going.

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>>52675828
just say you do consulting work and if she presses for more information just lean in close and whisper "thats classified" then look around extremely conspicuously and when it's clear nobody has seen you smile and wink directly at her.

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>>52631100

I realized 500% of my OIL gains.

Techtrannies eternally BTFO

Pic related me in Vegas next weekend with a baddie

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Repost from last thread because of bump limit

>slide in chicks DM’s for months
>constantly ask her out to dinner
>she keeps telling me she has a bf
>get really drunk
>try one last time to ask her on a date
>she finally accepts
>oh shit
>haven’t messaged her in about a week
>she sends me a video of her this morning

Wat do bros?

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Right now is a good time to slurp that Energy dip.

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