/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29828581
I don't know what to say anymore OP. I'm at about $400k. $1m and I'm ready to cash out like 15% to move out and start a complete new life where I can wait 3 years for LINK to reach $500+ with staking. All I need is that $60 or so LINK. However LINK is about to drop from rank 9 to rank 10 if XLM pumps another 5% or something like that. It's something fascinating really how the only useful thing in crypto with huge potential and a good track record team just doesn't pump in a bull market.

>>26634333
CHECKED

>>23863870
USDT

>liquidate the shorts

>>8172257
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>he panic sold
>Dump it
>he managed to 2x his stack
>Pump it
>hes not selling
>pump it more
>he took profits to BTC at Ath
>put him to sleep, call Bitfinex, print 1 billion tethers
>hes awake and his portfolio is 3x
>make him think a crash is imminent , drop off the volume
>he sold everything to USD
>Activate a 50% crypto market crash
>he bought back at the absolute bottom and put a long on Btc at 100x leverage
>pump it again
>he wants to buy the Confido dip
>pull a DDoS attack on all the exchanges
>print 2 billion more tethers when he goes to sleep, and then pump it
>hes awake
>load a dip
>he bought the dip
>huge green dildos till sleep, get Mr Satoshi on the line
>Mr Satoshi is on
>Make Satoshi lock his coins forever and make a public statement as soon as he wakes up
>he already made it
>Activate new paradigm protocol
>he feels Alone now that he has all the gains but nogf
>Deploy the AI robot waifus with artificial womb upgrade
>he thinks its real
>it is
>he never believed he could be so happy
> let him reflect on his life
>he is in bliss
>Guide him to enlightment
>he is becoming one of us Master Sminem
>Good, activate quantum immortality , bring him to Valhalla and then find me another anon

>>7447432
THATS the quick rundown. It’s quick, but I cannot help you comprehend it. Good luck, Anon.

>>7443945
>Anon finally wants to fomo into LINK after months of ignoring it
>They’ve had their chance, crash Binance in preparation of the price singularity

>>7303131
We r all one hive-mind bruddah

>the cryptoverse is expanding.
>transcend it.

>>6677777

>>6615580
>WHO THE FUCK IS CONTROLLING THIS SHIT
>He doesn’t know about our new AI trading bot overlords

>>6575066
We all make it