/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55153885

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

>>52453577
Checked

>>50746285
I admit, I didn't have money on the next Hitler coming from worst Korea, but here we are.

>>50717157
Wonder what that means

>>50455013
>you truly are naive
I'll just have to wipe my tears with my bank statements, then; somehow I'll manage

>>50355033

>>50296804
>create products to satiate that demographic to remain profitable.

All this means is they spend time making the characters visuals appear good.
Ever wonder why there are a bazillion different options for customizing your character?
This is why.

Real gamers could care less what the character looks like, but the LGBTQ and female players LOVE this shit.

>>50277395
>Why are you on a crypto board if you don't care about crypto?

Who said /biz/ is a crypto board?

>>50223302
HM

>>50203821
Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty fucking kino even if I probably wouldn't play it.

>>50192279
Surprisingly upbeat given the title, very nice though. Consider it added!

>>50083160

>>50077114
you need to lurk more, this conversation has been had literally hundreds of times over the last 18 months

>>50007230

>>25855926
>We don't live in an authoritarian state
braindead zogbot NPC detected

>>24658633
>You should be thanking me for saving the board because it almost split
imagine the level of extreme delusion required to type this shit...

>>24583627
wait.. what?
What the actual fucking fuck?
Why i never heard about all this magical shit before?
My mind is blown. I... wtf..

Does it mean we all have magic powers?
d-does it mean we truly summoned an ancient egyptian chaos god looking like a smug frog?
Does it mean stinkies truly made their shitcoin moon, and who eventually became a saturnian tool used by a literal Bond villain to enslave humanity?

d-does it mean we can make the price of PMs going up if we send bull brain vibes in the cosmos or something?

wtf I thought I was on 4channel not reddit

>>19278427
that is 1,702 - 6,810 times the amount of stars we have in the Milky way.

I guess everyone needs oil again.

what the fuck just happened????
oil shot up to $26.50 from about $19.70

so this chain is like a hybrid with UTXO and smart contracts?

Please spoonfeed me one some bullish facts to convince me more.

>human beings have 5 fingers