/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30214593
Last March was magical. I was being paid full wages to not work, I'd wake up to shitpost the halts every morning then play Monster Hunter with my bros for the rest of the day.

American about to wake up. Set your stop sells.

>>29075578
There is no "typically" anymore.

>>18854217
And that gives you power over me?

>>18639053
Pick any of the really big rectangles.

>>18639066
oh shit did Jupiter and Andromeda align astronomybro?

>>18429591
Nearly everyone shills and sucks though. Watch CNBC for example, almost all of them suck. If there is actually good elvel headed non-shill sources, do tell.

>>18429598
I hate that this is true. I have it. Had it for easily over a month. The symptoms never fully go away, not completely. Comes back randomly in small bits. I hate this. How can I not be bearish when I got infected by a bioweapon?

https://www.marketscreener.com/BANCO-SANTANDER-S-A-69308/news/Banco-Santander-S-A-Chairman-of-Santander-s-Portugal-Operations-Dies-of-Coronavirus-Source-30182131/

I love you Corona-Chan!

>>17793418
Nah, this shows why its hard to model behaviour. You think the TP thing is nonsense.

Its not.

Normies vaguely stocked up with food when they saw it as a vague immaterial threat. When they realized it was for real, they gathered stuff they thought they'd need for the quarantine.

Most people don't have a ton of TP on hand. Its always on sale, and it takes a lot of room. Furthermore, a TP aisle doesn't have that many units, so a few people taking a few empties them.

From there, randos saw there was none, went to other stores, and started a meme. Look at memebook, people are making forts and other idiocy with TP, nobody can really sell it at a profit.

stocking TP is the real world equivalent of putting corona chan in posts here, people are having fun with the end of the world.

Remember when people thought memento mori shit was a deep philosophical statement about their relationship with death and all that?

It was a meme. People saw the plague, went ah fuck it, and started posting memento chan everywhere for lulz.

Models fail to take into account that people do things for their own amusement.

Furthermore, TP is inexpensive, one can fill their place with it for like 40 bucks.

>>17738779
I agree, they just cause death by a thousand circuit breaks.

Admins have claimed they are moving the website to a more stable hosting but the website is down for like 16+ hours now. Someone said they lost access to their domain.

Admins also barely care about pushing the coin, no advertisments no nothing.

Will tank soon, beware!

IT'S OVER

THIS VIRUS IS A SCAPEGOAT FOR SYSTEMIC DISASTER CREATED BY THE FED YOU FUCKING ZOOMER RETARDS THIS IS GONNA BE PAYBACK FOR 2008 AND THE ENTIRE BULL RUN YOU WILL SEE DOW 17,000 YOU WILL FUCKING SEE IT YOU LITTLE STUPID WSB SHITS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT INVESTING YOU WERE JUST BUYING WHATEVER AND MAKING FUCKING MONEY IN A RIGGED GAME OF FILL THE BUBBLE WATCH IT POP BITCH YOU ARE FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED HALF OF YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THE FEDERAL RESERVE FUCKING WORKS YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCKS EXPLAIN THE YIELD CURVE NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH EXPLAIN THE FEDERAL FUNDS RATE STUPID BITCH EXPLAIN THE REPO MARKET YOU IGNORANT FUCK "JUST A FLU" YEAH JUST A FUCKING FLU THAT'S HOW WEAK THIS HOUSE OF CARDS WAS YOU STUPID FUCK WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR OVER A YEAR THE FUCKING YIELD CURVE STARTED INVERTING OVER A YEAR AGO HAHAHAHAHA WERE YOU EVEN WATCHING THE DEBT MARKET YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17650312

>>17648087
Vaccines for how long? Oh yeah those take up about I don't know....say 18 months? You bulls stand no chance. Better invest in some ROPE while you still can

>>17610809

shitcoin with real potential and good cause!

>>17608568
end this gay pump and let it fall

>>17606619
Not going to lie, that chart gave me the creeps. Legitimate creeping skull and spine tingles.

You are fighting forces you do not understand.

>>17593626
Here you go

Tesla is kill