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take these hands frens
made of the hardest metal known to man

I know it's fun to sit around and pump dogecoin all night, but we've entered a fucking war. I'm proud of each and every one of you for sticking with it this long but from here on out it's only going to get harder. The (((media))) is in full damage control mode now, (((Google))) has gotten rid of most 1 star reviews, and the (((retail traders))) are going to do everything they can to leave you guys holding the bag... Some of you will make it tomorrow, and some of you will be left holding the bag; and in your sacrifice we will restore the glory of man.

For those that end up destitute, remember this: you will be forever able to tell your children, and your children's children that you stood the fucking line. That you took a stand. That you valued your principles over money.

For those of you that make it; enjoy your gains. Invest them, don't gamble them. Help your community out, help bring balance back to this forsaken world. Help your fellow man.

Now I've heard some of you have been issued the standard Iron Hands, and some of the more experienced shitcoiners have been awarded honorary Diamond Hands. Well I got some news from central, new tech for you boys; hardest fucking hands we could make. They say these hands can hold every shekel and shitcoin from here to the moon and back 1488 times.

Good luck you magnificent bastards.