/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52529549
>RSR

>>49899834
Close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut

good. Do this for a few minutes, then -
VISUALIZE yourself going broke through your RSR investment
ANTICIPATE the dangers you will face with your new found home under a bridge
IMAGINE as though it is all happening now in the present moment, because that future is not far from now
MOST IMPORTANTLY
FEEL the way you will FEEL when that moment comes!
FEELING THE EMOTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN JUST VISUALIZING THE IMAGES!

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations
I AM BROKE
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
MY BANK ACCOUNT IS EMPTY
RESERVE HAS DESTROYED MY LIFE
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of you begging and RSR being worth $0.00 in your mind as you fall to sleep.

>>30427720
old shitty pastas were bored 1mil+ bagholders having fun, this new fud is people being retarded to trick newfags. but there's no point anymore, rocket is already blasting off and everyone's had plenty of time to fill their bags, and it's becoming more obvious every day that RSR will be fucking huge

>>29817348
>It takes a certain type of man to hold RSR. The type of man that cheers for the hare, but bets on the moose. The type of man that expects the sunshine, but stocks up on fartless beans. The type of man that Reserves his medium rare chicken, well in advance.

>>29729290
It takes a certain type of man to hold RSR. The type of man that cheers for the hare, but bets on the moose. The type of man that expects the sunshine, but stocks up on the fartless beans. The type of man that Reserves his medium rare chicken, well in advance.

>>29688428
that sounds quite pleasant, as a carnivore I greatly approve Nevinn's plan to introduce goat meat as a staple to venezuelan society.

>>29687702
any more fake fud to add after my response or are we good? It's really pitiful you resorted to these tactics to accumulate non-frend,
you should have followed the biz cycle and bought at stage 1, not at stage 4 dummy.

Stage 1 - shill / reverse fud
Stage 2 - fake satsgang fud to scare off normies with the occasional shill
Stage 3 - fud out of pure boredom
Stage 4 - ride the 25x and reverse fud with goat memes and fartless beans

>>29612978

I mean of course the more widespread adoption and people using it is going to limit supply and therefore drive price up? Which we've been seeing happen for the last 2 years as it 25x'd, there's some basic youtube video's that explain rsr in a very simple way which I send to friends / family who want to invest, have a look for them.

>>29613046
that's a 20x it's totally possible once adoption and real world usage skyrockets.

>>29613076
how does 307 gorillian cases of fartless beans sound?

>>29256199
I didn't invest in RSR to make money. I invested in this project to slowly bleed my wallet until I rope. I wanted a project that would leave absolutely nothing in my wallet by the time I end my life. I don't WANT to make money. I also don't WANT it to bleed another 75% I want it to bleed below zero. I want to lose money I didn't even know existed. I want the bottom to go so low that I actually owe Nevin money from the grave.

>>29196741
it's not crabbing unless you bought late,
o.g's stay zoomed out and up 25x

>>29097283
600k reporting in.

one more pasta

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I can totally relate to this and have a batshit crazy story about peter thiel myself, I told this at Christmas dinner this year and my family we're gobsmacked...
So over here in Europe it's really difficult to get into university as the competition is so high,
after breaking my balls for 8 years to perform top of the class I finally got into one of the best schools, Trinity College in Dublin,
I was studying advanced mathematics, 2+2 = b kinda stuff.
Anyway to help us all settle in we have a week called freshers week that's full of parties and cheap liquor and basically see's a load of rich nerds get totally smashed.

The big host / guest speaker was Peter, and as a fan of digital tech I was mega excited to hear him talk, this was just at the start of the crypto boom and supposedly he had his fingers in some pies, there was rumours that he'd asked the school for 3 million euros just to speak,
so we had hoped it was worth it.

Anyway after waiting in the freezing, Irish cold for 2 hours (he was meant to go on at 9), he sauntered on stage at 11 o clock with his shirt unbuttoned and his tie loose,
"wanna know my secret?" he said with a drunken drawl, we were all gobsmacked but one little spotty nerd replied, "yes peter that's why we've been waiting",
"ha!" peter replied, "well here it is" with that he started to unzip the fly on his suit pants and unroll one of the largest, girthiest, heaviest penises I've ever seen, "this is my secret you peasants" he roared at us as he spun it around in a helicopter motion. He slowly walked backwards off the stage as the men in the crowd erupted into applause, at this point a number of students, especially the foreign exchange students from Asia had fainted, but all of the guys in the room were visibly impressed, and from that moment on, I knew anything peter would say that I would listen,
which has ultimately brought me here and I'm proud to be part of the rsr family.

>>28995877
>>28995905
>>28995912
insider here. you guys have 24 hours to pull out of RSR. nevin was just arrested in venezula for minting RSV and selling it to the cartel to fuel his longstanding opioid addiction. hes on his way to a gulag as we speak. thiel is furious is and is dumping the 40 billion tokens he picked up at .0004. team is in shambles, noone has any idea what to do. the entire protocol is collapsing, you guys will wake up to .1c, GET OUT NOW!

>>28965352
we've been betrayed, bros

>>28923990
i cant believe nevin betrayed us bros.... we were supposed to be in this together.......

It takes a certain type of man to hold RSR. The type of man that cheers for the hare, but bets on the moose. The type of man that expects the sunshine, but stocks up on the fartless beans. The type of man that Reserves his suicide livestream, well in advance.

>>28240537
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends who works in wealth management. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Nevin, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.

I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Reserve as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, reservie?" Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into helping disadvantaged third worlders and he should be proud.

"I don't give two fucks about those pajeets, kid."

He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Nevin pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it. He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.

"You wanna know what I think about Reserve?"

He picked up his bottle of champagne on the floor, pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured champagne all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.

I stared at him, speechless.

"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."

>>28213878
kek

>>28115004
thiel left the project yesterday, team is desperately trying to give him a good exit pump before he dumps 40 billion tokens on the open market

>>27863244
careful with this coin newfags. for every reservie you buy, nevin personally executes a goat in venezuela

>>27861617
i'm so sorry you havent seen the news yet. nevin was caught minting RSV and selling it to the cartel to fuel his opioid addiction. hes in transit to the gulag as we speak. the team is in shambles. right now they're doing an exit pump to appease thiel before he dumps his 40 billion rsr tokens. we've been betrayed bros.... its over........

>>27826620
we've been betrayed.

>>27786592
it's over bros. nevin was caught minting RSV and selling it to the venezuelan cartel to fund his opioid addiction. he's being carted to a gulag as we speak. this is the exit pump, team members are desperately trying to get the price up before thiel wakes up and dumps 40 billion tokens. GET OUT NOW!

>>27763479
bros...........................its over.....................nevin betrayed us................................

>>27752841
it's fucking over bros. nevin was caught selling RSV to the cartel to fund his opioid addiction and is being sent a venezuelan gulag as we speak. the team is in shambles, rumors are thiel already sold his stake and left. we're gonna see .01 eow GET OUT NOW