/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30434479
I don’t think you understand anon. I’m not holding these things because of limit orders, or dex integrations, or l2 solutions. I’m not holding these wonderful rubies of mine because I want a bridge between eth, bsc, tron, matic, polkadot and every blockchain under the sun. I’m not a rubiCHAD because I want a one stop shop for all things trading. I’m never selling afterall. No. I am a holder of these beautiful, bodacious, curvy, crazy rubics of mine because I love them. These little rubies make my heart flutter, they make it skip a beat like you wouldn’t believe. Every time I try to talk to one of these little green semen demons, let alone approach them, I shake, I blush, I find myself at a loss for words. In the end I never say anything at all. They say “Hey anon how are you today” and when I’m thinking what I wish I said in the shower later, even then the best I can muster is “ha-ha-hey r-rubic you t-to!”

Then I turn off the lights, turn up the r&b, that good redditor music, and I imagine the two of us sitting on a bench, just enjoying eachothers presence. Then I get an urge, feel a bursting of my member, and feel the warm, and pleasant, albeit cold and uncomfortable, feeling of my ejaculate as it drips down my soiled panties. It is in that moment that I am reminded that, while I’ll never be a woman, atleast I will always have these sweet, luscious little rubies by my side.

I just love these green little fuckers like you wouldn’t believe!

>>29407507
Sit back and enjoy the ride frens

I BUYED

i’m not gonna stop buying till this is at least $1 lol

>>29332769
unironically anything under $1 is not too late

>>29309317
Blessed

>>29204981
Nice, thanks anon

>>28906323

>>28846702
it’s not over, smoke up

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>>28815974
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