/biz/ - Business & Finance

This dump is looking slurpable. Redpill me on this token. Are the original bsc devs involved? Any shilling campaigns planned?

I'M RECOOOOOOVERING!!!

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>>23847365
pls respund

Let's say I have a small "book" business (actually a speakeasy hidden behind a book store), and I'd like to tank my "bookstore's" reviews for shits and giggles. The idea is that it prevents normies from finding out about the bar behind the bookstore (Pulling on Alice In Wonderland by the "bathroom" unlocks the door to the bar)

How could one tank their own reviews to prevent normies from coming to one's establishment, to preserve a "if you know, you know" atmosphere?

Bonus points if the reviews look entirely legitimate and not obviously fake. I couldn't find any services that do this (surprising, desu) and I don't want to register 100 google accounts.

Some fucking morons talked about the speakeasy in the reviews so now I have to bury that and prevent further eyes. Fuck me, right?

Thanks for the free gains.

>>22088275
>>22087019
What a coincidence!

>>22050331
Weird how that's always the case

>>21964280
I'm gonna RECOOOOOVER

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>>21064688
SPY almost recovered, NASDAQ ATH. In the next crash, just buy. Yeah, it's that easy

Whats your favorite Federal Reserve Bank™ item? For me, it's the United States Federal Reserve Note®. The best investment. I even ask for extra Stimulus® sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked Jerome Powell for Stimulus® sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Federal Reserve Bank™ worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Federal Reserve Bank™, I go there at least 3 times a week for investing advice and a large order of Quantitative Easing, 1-2 times for BRRRRRRRR on the weekend, and maybe once for after-hours when I'm in a rush but want a great pump that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily V-Shaped Recovery needs. I even dip my United States Federal Reserve Notes® in Federal Reserve Bank™ sauce, it's delicious! What a great bank.

fellas i-i think trump is going to win again

You can't fight Fed or Elon
Get over it bears

>>20265128

>>19958897
>And suddenly, all at once, all sell volume stopped.
Wow sure is weird, huh? What a coincidence!

Why good afternoon Bobo, I trust you've covered by now?

>>19719770
o-hohhh... ohh... I'm g-gonna...

*blocks your path*
Going somewhere, Bobo?

OHHH GOD I'M GONNA...
I'M G-GONNA...
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Feels good to see my losses recovered.

>>19564454
>At this point, I'm investing in SOXL, NAIL, TQQQ, USO, UCO, Tesla and PALL.
I'm planning to replace my Canadian financial stocks with HFU (2x financials). I already have some HFU and I want more gains.

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