/biz/ - Business & Finance

Mentally leafing through his recent work-related messages using the neural interface provided by Neuralink and Vision, he noted a peculiarity: A message sent from Sergey Nazarov and Brad Garlinghouse - jointly…

Strange enough, he hadn’t seen these two old friends since the days of the Great Reset, only now and again would they be able to catch up at G3 and G20, the latter of which Sergey hadn’t been able to attend in years due to Chainlink’s involvement in the G3 quantum computing initiative concerning deep space communication and certain energetic entities, but that is neither here nor there.

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why yes quant is in fact number 1

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b-b-B-BASED

It is 4 bong and the day is almost done. Gilbert has just enjoyed three lines of code off the surface of his enormous office desk. Feeling a bit naughty, he rings a bell for his butler, and then requests that the Gimp be brought to him.

Presently, a man enters the room wearing a full gimp suit, and starts crawling around on all fours like a little bitch. This is Gilbert's favourite game. The gimp rears up like a horse and makes neighing noises, which makes Gilbert laugh out loud and clap his hands with delight. Gilbert stands up and kicks the gimp in the head and then breaks a chair over its back. He casually drops a scrap of paper with the keys to 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 QNT and the gimp clutches at it desperately, then runs from the room.

Back in his gimp cell, Elon takes off his face mask and looks at the private keys. Perhaps Lord Verdian will let him have internet access one day in order to spend the QNT! The gimp things sadly back to the days when he was CEO of Tesla, of his Space X projects and many other interests. Still, he is now rich beyond his wildest dreams and being beaten up by Gilbert is an honour and joy that few will ever know.

Keep putting your walls up kunts, I'm hungry