/biz/ - Business & Finance

Draw your Chainlink waifu in MS Paint and post it. i don't care if you're a terrible artist, we need absolute madlads

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

On this South Dakotan tomboyposting forum, how long did it take to figure out that it was the chosen coin?

I don't think I've seen this in over 15 months

May 26th will be a big day for Chainlink. It'll be the end of a busy month for Chainlink and we all know deep down in our heart of hearts that it will still be below 54 cents. This date is the day that a pretty big asteroid skims past earth and I encourage every distressed marine to join my cult and we will together leave this earth and ride the asteroid like the Hale-Bopp comet people did 25 years ago. And will ride this asteroid as far away from Sergey, Rory, the discord trannies and /biz/ as we possibly can.

RSVP with interest and linkmarine ranking so we can get a rough estimate in interest

I am starting a cult for May 26th for when that asteroid passes by earth. I'm enlisting any distressed marines who want to leave this earth and leave on the asteroid like the HALE-BOPP comet people did. Any virgin marines interested but don't want to leave earth a virgin don't worry we will get hookers on the 24th.

I will be enlisting distressed marines for a suicide cult for May 26th when that asteroid passes by earth that /pol/ says might actually hit us.

I just want to leave this earth like the Hale Bopp comet people if this shit is still at 51 cents at the end of the month after all this potential news coming.

Any higherups knowing about Link and what it will do obviously know about us here on 4chan. My gut feeling is they will kill us all. None of this shit is really anonymous and I feel I'm going to need to go into hiding somehow once I cash out. Is the only way to protect ourselves is to keep most of our shit on the blockchain and withdraw little by little in order to protect us in case they come after us for our Link?

Do you think if they are planning on coming after us for our Link that we could buy them off? Like say I have 40k Link and they want it....and Link is at $6,000 per coin. Could I be like ok whatever... take 35k of my Link and let me keep 5k so I can be a NEET. Provided that I don't shitpost about Jews on the internet.