/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11833733
I manipulated a carpenter into committing no less than 14 OSHA violations to construct my seafood restaurant, engaged in illegal aquaculture poaching, and I didn't even pay the bastard.

>>11833733
Back in 1994 I kidnapped a school bus full of Asian students while the bus driver and the chaperons were loading their baggage onto the bus and I've made them work in a sweatshop in my basement to make counterfeit NFL memorabilia. We haven't had an escape attempt in 13 years and we've only lost 8 to malnutrition. I need to come up with a breeding program or something though because most of them are only putting out 34 jerseys a day now. A suboptimal performance on my part not to motivate them appropriately.