/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58310355
>he didn’t believe us

>Lil Windex
How do people even come up with these names

>>57908628

>BTC breaks ATH
>Coinbase crashes
>BTC starts dumping
They aren't even hiding it, they've done it 3 times now

>he thought bitcoin was going to breach a new ATH before the halving

>>57832934
>bsv
How did a rock boomer even find out that dogshit exists?

>he thought we were going to break 63k
>he thought we were going to hit a new high before the halving

>>57797101
>right woman

>bobos beaten by roasties who bought BTC at 60k in the last bull run
this will never not be funny

>>57760062
kek you absolute homo of a seething baggie

Literally no TA retard called this.

>>57690872
Kek shows what I know
>>57690905
they actually build the machines that are used to make semis. I just liked the price action desu.

>lithium

Next year when Bitcoin dumps from 500k to 300k bears will say "I told you so".

hey baggies, do me a solid
rope on livestream so i can piss my pants over the hilarity of the situation

ohohohoho
AHAHAHAHA

Boomer talks about crypto 1 year ago today at the bottom.
https://youtu.be/pYEovL6eGMc?si=qVNBf_xFwYFF-KQD

>>57230737
Bro my parents were gone before 18
People can't just be fucked for 7 years
They don't have the privilege

>Yeah just tank the entirety of your adult credibility for 7 years
lmao

>DFV pump and dumped reddit 3 years ago and they're still holding his bags

>They sold at 40k because of a fake news report by chinese bcashers

>>57168530
top kek

>walk into TD Ameritrade
>ask for a TEDDY SHARE
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a TEDDY share right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What exchange is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please TEDDY share give money please share"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Ameritrade employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "TEDDY SHARE PLEASE MONEY TEDDY ShARE"
>Ameritrade employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Ameritrade employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

>you do have a wife or at least a girlfriend, right
>having anything with a woman besides sex
Nah, I'm good

>>56923856
>400k net income
>stepson
Jej