/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50710752
Multi trillion dollar brokerages didn't fuck around with their customers shares and have been quick to direct register when requested. They also have more than enough assets under management and free cash to CFD to pretty much any price, even complete and total meme numbers. Brokers that fucked around and never owned the shares they were supposed to will get fucked to death. Harder, and to the point they fuck their lenders too, if they don't have much AUM or cash on hand. The DTCC pulled a Donald Trump and is draining the swamp of finance. It's incredibly, stupendously based and riotously funny and on the investor end literally doesn't matter because once you submit a DRS request to your broker and they go do a force buy on the market they're getting sent a real share to register because by law they have to be. The DTCC telling everyone the wrong thing meant they could do all of this. Everyone that sells before their phonebrokers are insolvent is protected for up to a quarter of a million in balance by the FDIC. Everyone that doesn't sell and transfer their funds out before their broker becomes insolvent just gets their cost basis covered and can take it to court. Everyone that wasn't a buttfucking retard and direct registered their shit becomes wildly, insanely wealthy. And allllllll the scumfucking fraudulent brokers around the world and at home get raped to death in a back alley by their own hubris, with their lending banks standing by powerless and knowing their bussy is getting it next when the brokers cunt doesn't have any more to give.

>>50555157
Don't tease me like that faggot I get paid tomorrow I want this shit under 30$ by EoD no balls you won't.

>RSI instantly goes from 68 to 42
PUSH IT AS LOW AS YOU CAN MOTHERFUCKER I WANT MOAAAAAAAAAR

im european and i dont care if its hot, when im at home im always in underwear, i dont even turn the fan on because i want to make smoke circles with my vape, people who complain every year about the heat in summer and the cold in winter are not sentient beings

>>27017469
FUCK YES HOLD FOR ETERNITY

>>11232476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V46NFCtaJI

Which inverse ETF's are y'all buying when shit hits the fan? I want to make money when the market goes up AND when it goes down.

>>7690292
Holy fuck I can't believe there are people this retarded who exist

Am I reading this right? This dipshit tried to send USD Tether to a coinbase wallet address?

>>797972
>mfw immune to workplace pressure
>disapproving looks when I leave at 5pm on the dot
>mfw leaving to a better paid job whilst cucks work until 6 30 every night and answer emails at the weekend are stuck at the same rung for 5 years