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>>23625272
You're doing God's work friend. KO is eternity.

It feels good knowing that my strategy of buying the dips on Coca Cola will never fail. Does anybody know any good insulin stocks to combo with this strat?

I just want you faggots to know that I have made so much money on fucking Coca Cola options that it feels unreal. I sold perfectly on the pop after earnings and I've been so busy crying tears of ecstatic joy that i even forgot to be fake dong dong guy again.

>>23331894
Exactly. The only thing is you think I'm stuck in here with you. You all are stuck in here with me.

I hope at least some of you were smart enough to get out of GME. Maybe put your money into something that is nice and reliable.

I'M TELLING YOU FUCKERS NOW. BUY STOCKS BONDS AND OPTIONS FOR COCA MOTHERFUCKING COLA. IT'S SO GODDAMMED ESTABLISHED THAT IF KO FAILS, AMERICA FAILS. KO IS SOLD IN EVERY FUCKING STORE ON THE PLANET FROM A TIBETAN HUT MARKET TO A MEGACORPORATE GROCERY COMPLEX. BUY KO: GET GAINS: SIMPLE AS.

KO is slamming the bottom bolly. Hopefully these 1.50c print.

ATTENTION ALL ANONS: PLEASE DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY AND USE YOUR STIM CHECK TO BUY COLA AND COLA STOCKS. AMERICA IS COUNTING ON YOU.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ALL YOUR ECONOMICS BULLSHIT. I BUY CALLS ON BASED COLA AND THEY FUCKING PRINT LIKE A MEME STOCK. JP PRINTS THE MONEY, KO PUTS THE MONEY IN MY POCKET.

KO CHADS SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACES. AND GET READY FOR THE GAP UP.