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>Biden waddles out on stage
>a turd visibly falls out of his pant leg
>he turns and shakes the hand of corn pop (who isn't there)
>mumbles out the words Russia and Ukraine (it takes 3 minutes)
>Y-y-you s-see, it's just, the thing is, you know, l-l-lets see where the missiles came from
>they aren't Russian they are the US missiles
>we bombed Poland
>his baboon handlers dome running out and stage screeching "no more questions go home". Even though there is no press there and nobody asked a question.
Think I'm close?