/biz/ - Business & Finance

MUMU is literally the only thing that's pumping soon, no doubts into that

>be me
>27
>driving car
>cheap car
>cheap insurance
>my last tire breaks
>drive home as my car makes weird sounds and everything wobbles
>mfw i realize that my insurance doesn't cover it
>new tire of same size is about 420$
>call a friend and tell her what happen
>she tells me how insurance covers it if it's stolen
>i tell her it wasn't stolen
>she says they don't need to know that
>basically took tire to a trash site to never be seen again
>called insurance
>they want "proof"
>in a moment of pure dumbassery and 3 bodka shots i take a photo of my car in the drive way, make an ai image of a robber and start photoshoping him into the photo
>realize i just need to give them my papers and a photo of my car without the fucking tire
>it worked and got free tire

Sometimes i forget this is why insurances exist
take advantage as much as you can anons, you pay for them for a reason

>>58035762
50% is btc but the rest is devided between other coins, plus i invested quite a bit on BOME and well... if you check the charts you'll see how that went for me

>>57987544
>APU
>next PEPE/SHIB
Mf left the simpsons and became a coin topkek
>>57987646
>yepyep.jpg

i'll keep my dogcoins to myself, vinu has given a lot to me, and for me, it's THE coin niggers, when it x10 i'll be there, while you scatter for pennies KEK

>>57973575
almost as lazy as all the mfs who say "WAAAAH NFT GAMES ARE HARD" mother fucker DOWNLOAD A BOT, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO MOVE YOUR HANDS TO GRIND
thats how i made 40k in 1 month nigga
And ill do even more once gravity legion releases

>>57957679
Bump for the dextools links, i really need them and make fast trades and this seems like the only viable alternative for what i've been informed
im a busy man and i dont have time for bullshit (i work at a bakery)

>>57811145
See you guys at Epstein island when it 100x, pedophile coin holders.

If the SM collapses and I lose half my money I will legitimately kill myself even though I don't need the money.

>>56911552
I've never had to look at a chart in my entire life because i just let others do my job, im completely comfy

>>56872475
Yes. Multiple big time whales are moving money from alts to btc according to dexscreener so we're looking for a big buildup and rally before the halving. Accumulating is the best strategy right now

>>56779955
I actually consume dead microcaps on a daily basis because the ROI is so stupidly small that it doesn't affect my savings at all. Also, i've gotten so many tokens that at least 3 or 4 end up making a x10 so i always double my initial investments. 'Tis the strategy for this market bros

>>56497488
I'd love to know, wtf is this? And why wasn't I notified of it? I was literally just getting more kava but I might even flip some of my old link bags for this

>>56413255
They will end your misery with fireworks kek, just pay your shit, be a good citizen, I'm glad I wasn't born in the US and I can simply jack off, perp trade on Kinetix and NOT pay my taxes kek

I’m getting $20,000 USD deposited into my bank account after taxes next week. Feels good bros

>>54812281
I sold my LINK to buy some PARTY and get some of the juicy Pool 2 grand prize, I used all of my FAVOR on it and I gonna be so rich kek

>>54534129
Think twice anon
Stop coping over LINK already, that shit will dump really soon
I'm more into trading sites such as Pool Party, making a lot of money with my skins there, and you're still slurping a dead corpse lol

>>50121674
>voyager
Voyager... more like Challenger

>22 years old and have 30k€ net worth

>>49260015
idk, check your assets and see which chain you have the most on.
adopt a main chain and call it a day.

Whale here, decided I might throw you wagies a bone for once.

dubs decide I post my easy 10x microcap gem (<1000k) from my private scouting telegram. trips and I'll post my microcap portfolio, gains, and maybe a temporary telegram invite.

don't FUD about rugpull bullshit here, team are doxxed scientists, roadmap was just released and they have startup funding from Microsoft, Google and Intel.

>>28482590
>>28482061
>>28482071
I'm $1000 in.

I just bought $100 of every single coin of kucoin. Now I have a ticket to every moonshot.

If you shill it, I'm in it.

>>27205824

Finally. Fucking reddit.
>t. started browsing /biz/ 2 weeks ago master race

>>26915430
same