/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49836411
I kneel, AI-sama

>>30278102
Reminder if you are not on oil right now
You deserve to take those -20% -50%

>>26966770
Beautiful

>>25891024
>>25891289
kek remember when COOMERS shilled Microsoft working with Gamestop

im still only down 2% what are you retards even holding so i can inverse it

>>24517559
BASED

that MOON etf that was shilled two weeks ago is going to fucking implode lmao

>>24447427
get some amazon prime some kneepads since you're obviously the bitch in the relationship kek

>>24434696
the retard fomo'd and thats his justification. he all-in'd too, 10k is probably the entirety of his wife's sons college fund

>>24418186
It gets even better.
>On 12 June, 20-year-old student Alex Kearns killed himself, believing that he had just lost $730,000 (£580,000) through a smartphone app. To compound the tragedy, his despair was entirely needless. Far from having doomed himself to a lifetime of debt, he had, it appears, simply misunderstood what the app was telling him.

>The staggering sum may have looked like a loss but was, in fact, a temporary position on an option, a financial instrument of which he had little understanding. His account was actually in credit, to the tune of $16,000.

>https://www.theguardian.com/business/2020/jul/18/democratising-finance-for-all-an-investment-app-for-amateurs-and-a-student-traders-death

>>18493895
>>18493918
>economy halted for the next year and a half
>market sustaining itself by printing money
Yeah sure boboros, just sweep the shit under the rug and pretend it didn't exist.

>>17696027
>cannot prove anything as absolute truth with our current technology
HOLY SHIT GET HELP YOU IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Fucking hell the absolute state of brainlet redditors holy shit
I could show to you a perfect example of a true principle and I bet you would reject it out of hand. Do you even believe there is such a thing as objective truth? Holy shit.

>>12042025

>>11744053
i can always kill myself but for now i still have some money to live so why would i be desperate?

>>11443580
keep your bags for yourself