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>ARKK Calls
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>FOLD
Oh yeah...its POOMPIN

STOP CRYING ABOUT WEED AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PUMP RIGHT NOW

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WE'RE GOING TO 20$ LADS GET ON THE TRAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>Elon Musk buys 25% of all Dogecoin over 2 years
>Slowly starts shilling it on his twitter
>Can't ever doomp eet without crashing the market
>slowly memes the coin into widespread acceptance while also artificialy increasing it's value by holding that much
>once widespread acceptance is achieved, he can literally just buy stuff for his fucking rockets with his acumulated doge, without crashing the market
>will never need any more funds again
>is now free from the goverment and it's money
>flees to mars and stabilishes his own Rapture with blackjack and stale memes

THAT WALLET ACCOUNT IS ACTUALLY ELON

HE IS HOLDING SO MUCH TO ARTIFICIALLY GIVE MORE VALUE TO THE COIN TO OTHER HOLDERS

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>>+0.02052021 DOGE
>>02/05/2021

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING ISN'T IT

>>17639392
to be fair though the chinese have god awful hygiene:

not washing their hands with soap (water only), washing their hands rarely (only if you get something visibly on them), not refrigerating their food, not eating all kinds of wild animals not checked for any conditions and they spit everywhere and blow snot out of their nose in public (not using handkerchiefs).

so even if self-quarantined people would escape in free countries it might not be so bad. also most people in civilized countries seem to understand that they need to stay home if told to stay at home, meanwhile in china people don't think rules actually apply to them which is why they literally need to bolt infected people's doors shut because otherwise those people would just wander out anyway (not with the intention of infecting but because they don't really understand its a big deal and that they WILL infect others)

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>>3682782
aw yeah? very nice