/biz/ - Business & Finance

the only group of people here that should be jailed are LINK shills. The worst of them all

>>49943803

>even suggesting Elon to make his own crypto
you fucking idiots. That would mean killing the very magic about Dogecoin. The whole point was that a joke currency became a serious part of the crypto market and EVERYONE heard about it

imagine making your own coin and then dump everyone that supported Dogecoin since the beginning. That's a PR disaster

>hasn't invested in Indian and Pakistani arms manufacturers yet
Explain yourself, /biz/

>trying to convince my parents to invest their money into something promising that could see major life changing returns
>they say 'well we thought about putting a few hundred into tesla'
>trying to explain the basics to them like market caps
>they say i've only made my money because of 'luck'
>i say 'lady luck favours the man of action'
>they get visibly angry at me
>they say they need the money to take out a loan to build another extension on the house
>they are going to have a 500k+ mortgage now

everytime i try to genuinely help someone i just walk away more bitter and jaded.

This fucking thread

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TSKE SO LONG TO GET COINS ON COINBASE HOLY FUCK THIS (((INVESTMENT))) IS STUPID

>>2484107
>>2484123
>1 sec clear

FUCKING END MY LIFE