/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18920160
how dare you disrespect his form, how can you look at this picture and resist

JANNY PLEASE TELL US IF YOU ARE A CHAIN LINK INVESTOR BEFORE DELETING THIS THREAD, THANK YOU.

>>11048221
That's a different shirt.

TELL ME ABOUT SERGEY

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SHIRT?

>>7938612
>Sergey is sitting in the board room of Exxon Mobil
>Ready to sign a [paper] contract which lets Exxon operate a node, and utilize LINK for smart contracts relating to the sale of oil
>Sergey twitches slightly to the side to pick up the pen
>He's ready to sign. This is it
>One of the two lower buttons on his shirt shoots out at Mach-4 speeds and hits the chairman of the board in the eye
>It goes straight through his skull and ricochets through the room for what seems like an eternity
>After 40 seconds the button stops
>Sergey looks around, and there's blood everywhere
>His button killed nearly half the board of directors
>He quickly signs the [paper] contract and runs the fuck out of there
>Always prepared. Always sneakers

>Sergey is sitting in the board room of Exxon Mobil
>Ready to sign a contract which lets Exxon operate a node, and utilize LINK for smart contracts relating to the sale of oil
>Sergey twitches slightly to the side to pick up the pen
>He's ready to sign. This is it
>One of the two lower buttons on his shirt shoots out at Mach-4 speeds and hits the chairman of the board in the eye
>It shoots straight through his skull and ricochets through the room for what seems like an eternity
>After 40 seconds the button stops
>Sergey looks around, and there's blood everywhere
>His button killed nearly half the board of directors
>He quickly signs the contract and runs the fuck out of there
>Always prepared. Always sneakers

>Sergey is sitting in the board room of Exxon Mobil
>Ready to sign a contract which lets Exxon operate a node, and utilize LINK for smart contracts relating to the sale of oil
>Sergey twitches slightly to the side to pick up the pen
>He's ready to sign. This is it
>One of the two lower buttons on his shirt shoots out at Mach-4 speeds and hits the chairman of the board in the eye
>It shoots straight through his skull and ricochets through the room for what seems like an eternity
>After 40 seconds the button stops
>Sergey looks around, and there's blood everywhere
>His button killed nearly half the board of directors
>He quickly signs the contract and runs the fuck out of there
>Always prepared. Always sneakers