/biz/ - Business & Finance

Show me a single ETH project that couldn't be run seamlessly with Chainlink.

I go through about 1kg every month lmao

I have enough cash to go on like this until I die. Thanks for buying my bags in December, Pajeet. I’m using your money wisely. Bye

Just go up to them and fucking laugh, call them niggers again, and walk the fuck out chanting 1488. You will be a legend. Make sure to record it all for keks.

Epic bull rally. If you’re not long now, when? You gonna wait for 2800?

>>12400709
I was an early chainlink node operator. the only reason I'm here is because I'm bored. you will now hire me.
>You're hired! does 300k starting sound alright?

Sergey will announce mainnet on the fireside talk and Gonser will announce a collaboration between Docusign and Smartcontract on bringing smart contracts into digital agreements
cap this

>>12360509
The root cause of the crash was banks handing out mortgages to dirt-poor jobless Mexican immigrants. The movie hand-waved over this.

>>12322211
>>12322213
I have both LCI and GALT.

>Bought 253 shares of LCI

Squeeze me.

Take your gains seriously, guys. Don't sell too early.

I actually came out of this weirdly bullish.

It feels like a panic oversell as no one knew what to digest. I honestly think it will start to gradually cover here in the next few weeks.

Call me crazy.

>Born just a fraction too late to experience peak childhood in human history

>All these ETH bagholders trying to dump on someone

Lmao

Your stone age smart contract token is going straight down to 0$

Carry a recorder with you. Leave it always on. Then after a few more threats, release the recordings on YouTube with your boss's picture, name, and address. Post the video here. Don't forget to check if recording conversations without consent is legal in your state.

>*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Good evening! Thank you all for coming out to my thread tonight. Your collective presence has made this little soiree of mine quite special. Now, as to the reason for why I've gathered you all here. I would like to propose a toast…to the Janitor!
>*murmurs of confusion travel like an ocean wave through the crowd of anons gathered around me*

Yes, the Janitor! There is nobody on this board I feel is more deserving of a few words of appreciation than my dear old Janny. He works tirelessly every day and every night, spending every waking second of his life on this site. He deletes posts fit for no anon's viewing and removes the rapscallions responsible. He doesn't even ask for monetary compensation despite working all day, but does it simply because he wants /biz/ to be the best possible version of itself it can be.

And who gets to enjoy the fruits of dear Janny's hard labor? We all do, of course! Without sweet old Janny, /biz/ would be inundated with off-topic shitposts about politics and alcoholic circlejerking and other unbecoming topics that have no place on a finance imageboard for gentlemen. So here is a sincere declaration of thankfulness…to the Janitor.
>*raises glass of finely aged pinot grigio in the air for a few moments before bringing it down to my lips*

But seriously folks, fuck niggers.

most normies are retarded and have no impulse control
i know normies that have hundreds of console games yet always complain about not having money for rent/food. they're absolute brainlets.

t. grew up in lower class, worked my way up, retained carefulness with money

Tethered up since last year and waiting to swoop up everything at BTC = 1.5k

>>11679037
absolutely 100% fucking based underrated post

>>11524363
I've been holding LINK all year, I'm in the green

>you just win

>>11453664
It's always funny to see people like OP hating those who the media told them to hate.

>>11432680
Does that guy realise that's exactly what people did for thousands of years before the engine was invented?

>>11414328
send it to me i'll wishy washy it clean for you but i'll keep 50%. i think thats a fair price for keeping you out of jail