/biz/ - Business & Finance

Tonight is literally the final dip before takeoff

Checkem

>crypto was always doomed because the average person is too dumb to use it as a currency.
this blackpill is inescapable

>Algorand

>>26125811

>>22806086
a silly ol' bear

>>18362916
Silly Old Bear... If the harbinger of spring is a big red candle, then I have become the harbinger of winter; a barren and desolate spot your puts will never collect on. As my bulls raise the market value by thirty thousand USD, watching as you capitulate and mourn what you'll never be, know this: you will never defeat me, Bobo. Not as long as you or I will live.

>>14002888
/SMG/ GOES IN THE FUCKING TITLE FIELD, NOT THE GOD DAMN NAME FIELD

getting it wrong once every fortnight is understandable, but multiple times in the same fucking week? thats just fucking sad

>>13935649
apparently
we all know if people were on vacation they would have had deader thread last friday

i think RKG is gone on"vacation" still, but one namefag does not a thread make

Im amazed pendy (ant/or comfy anonamously), or big lci guy arnt posting

not to mention classier posters like texanon, sundown, or lunchbro (rip) who post under glorious anonymous posters (avatarfag>>namfags>tripfags)

havnt even seen a dividends poster this morning... or a baggies friday-morning shitposting! (granted baggie makes better posts at 4-5am on a saturday)

>/smg/ loses its mind when the market goes down 1%

classic biz, never change

>NO GOD DAMN THREAD SUBJECT

fucking kill yourself op, and you too the rest who have continued replying in a shit thread

>>12755467

>>12110724
>too late
blasphemer

>>12110725
it was made to send crypto off of /g/, then actual business and personal finance began to flood the board instead of crypto

then 2016-2017 happened, and crypto once again began to rule the /biz/

Options bots closing positions editions 2.0


>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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>>11391018
UEC, URA, UUUU

UEC goes down to $1.00 a share every new year, so its a nice comfy long term hold

>>11391024
eh, about 10% to 15% crypto for me

I usually buy in a bunch friday after markets close, then selll before markets open on monday, so i can get my weekend trading gambling fix

>>11391121
just write a script for it, it only costs you time, and its not like your being productive with your time anyways if your shitposting on a saturday evening

>>11391209
movie tonight? we should watch Oh Brother Where Art Thou? if theres nothing else lined up

>>11391247
who cares, ass/thighs is where its at

most girls look better if they are wearing a bra/half a shirt when you fugg anyways

>>11288966
drop some LSD and look inward to decide on the "right" stocks to hold or short

>>10896896
>Lulu
but im not a single teenage mother

>>10896900
>BAC, C, JPM
hmm, i did hold BAC for a while when they dipped back in december...
are there any credit unions that are publicly traded stocks?

>>10896911
>ILMN
ehhhhh medical is iffy
which company makes adderal? i could probably shor an opioids manufacturer too...

>>10896914
>ATT
fuck edison, also fuck telecom monopolies
i refuse to buy charter or verizon or EA based on principal alone, i dont want to invest in a companie's future if i want them to go out of business as soon as possible

>GIS JNJ
now theres some good ideas, i may need to pick me up some kellogs since i eat their crap almost every day

>>10896931
we all gotta start somewhere sperglord

>>9549200
>>9548516

based and truthfully honest dubs
has the pooh poster give actual good advice the entire time?

It's not supposed to be funny 100% of the time. It's actually good advice meant to help you. Similar to 'lurk moar' back in the old days. You take it as just a meme instead of advice, that's you that ends up losing out or being incapable of understanding how the game works around here. Can't say you weren't warned.