/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18307628
>still down 16% after going 40% down then 40% up
Which means it hasn't reached all time high yet, you absolute moron.

>>17767405
>>17766177
>Saw the 2nd video and filename "I am the cook" before seeing the original "I am the cook" gif posted earlier in the thread
>Still immediately thought of that original "I am the cook" clip
I've been using this website wayyy too much and wayyy too long.

>>15613423
pump it

>>15289736
this. she's unironically smart af, she's a 4/10 disgusting roastie with the body of a 13 year old and an acne-filled face who cakes on makeup, dyes her hair pink, and leveraged that into attracting an army of neets to make herself a multi-millionaire without even having to do porn. mia khalifa got fucked, creampied, and facial'ed on camera repeatedly for less than 12 grand.

>>15129558
So OP either:
>A) Lied about being a multimillionaire
Pathetic. Or,
>B) Didn't lie, and is actually a multimillionaire whose life is so pathetic he still goes on /biz/
Maybe even more pathetic. Either way, lose/lose for OP.

>>14783342
I'd rather be god than good. Neets btfo once again, this time by their own failure of a meme.

How does it feel that twitterfags get credibility for shilling Link at 1-$2? Fucking normies.

>>14116016
Bunny delisting confirmed. Just shorted with 100x leverage, thanks OP!

>>13987844
Tron faggots BTFO by a real project.

>>13855500
I disagree, that haircut is definitely bottom of the barrel in terms of disgusting hideousness and delusion. I can't imagine anything lower.

>>13578617
>Exchange gets hacked for $40,000,000
>Token only dips 8%
Unironically bullish.

I have .05 BTC left on Binance after loading my bag of ENG at 50 cents. What's the most solid low market cap coin on Binance to throw some change at?

Hardmode: No shitcoins that already mooned during the last bullrun.

>>13356922
dude, calm down you're gonna give yourself a heart attack. not sure how new you are, but you need to understand that 95% of the "fud" you read here is people trolling and trying to goat a reaction out of you.
the people who post "ahahahah i told you faggots to sell the top before we dumped it, enjoy holding my bags!" when coins go down in price are the same people who post "i told you last week to go all in, you should have listened to me and ignored the fud you idiots" when that same coin goes up the next week.

>>13301010
The same people asking me for good "cryptocurrency investments" in January 2017 are asking me what the best weed stocks are over the last few months, short with 100x leverage.

>>13275857
Literally how? It's only ever gone down like 20% from the all-time high.

>>13260000
Depends what your goals are. You're guaranteeing yourself a 4-5x on your investment by taking no risks, but honestly if you're deep enough into crypto to be on /biz/ you should be informed enough to pick a few low marketcap coins that could set you up for a 50x-100x on your investment and potentially have you set for life instead of just making a few years-worth of salary.

Isn't this the coin that was literally spreading malware? Sounds like a sound investment.

>>13202837
>become a multi-millionaire
>tether up for 365 days during the next bear market
>cash out to USD on the 366th day

>mfw you realize Overledger will connect every blockchain consortium and is building the biggest ecosystem

>>12848233
/biz/ Blackpill: The true secret to wealth is not being a good businessman, getting a high-paying job, etc., it's being a fucking jew. No I'm not from /pol/ and I don't mean convert to Judaism, I mean money management is the secret to wealth. There are janitors with more in their savings accounts than the teachers at the schools they clean the toilets for because they save 90% of their income a year and live frugally while the teachers spend more than 75% of their income yearly and have no investments. Don't worry about "starting a business" or some other generic meme statement like that, do whatever you enjoy doing that pays money and manage the money well.

>>12840572

I'm not invested in this pajeetcoin, but why is a business saying that they'll move forward operating professionally instead of arguing with neets on discord a bad thing?

>>11946666
jesus christ...
first of all, nice devil quads. second, 16 THOUSAND ETH... dis nigga is literally a billionare (more like 500mm after taxes) if he cashed out above 1k per ETH.

thanks for sharing these OP, for once you're not a fag this is actually a cool thread. i'm an oldfag 30 y/o boomer, but only used /b/, /mu/, and /fit/ unfortunately. god if i had gotten on /biz/ back then i would be rolling in it haha.

>>11922544
weed cryptocurrency. another useless combination of buzzwords to scam naive investors out of their money. good thing this is a board full of educated men who take business and finance deadly serious and would never invest a dime in such an obvious pajeet money grab... r-right OP?