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>Login to my old wallet to see the bitcoin I bought ages ago went up
>Convert 50% of it into doge

There's been too much meme magic for this to not be a sign. Imagine if normie fags and Redditors get this thing over a dollar through the simple power of meme magic.

You fags forget all the lefty Reddit fags hate Elon now and they'll buy this thing out of spite, ppl will buy this coin for their 6 year old kids to put up on Normiebook that their kid has $50 in the dog coin (!!!xDD) and the fact every news network and normie channel is covering doge is going to make it rocket.

People see they can get .001% of a share of a single coin, or 17,000 coins for the same price, they are going to go for the inflated 300% jump dog coin that isn't being demonized as the Drumpf nazi coin.

If you're coming at doge with any kind of empirical or market driven data analysis, then you're a fucking retard honestly.

The US has clamped down the exchange now and eveything is going to crash once the "I only did it to fuck off wallstreet :)" ancap fags dump AMC/GME and suddenly see they actually made money, and now they can do it all over again with the dog coin.

If this was any other normal day where doge randomly went up, then I'd call anyone who bought into it a retard, but now you have the civilized parts of the world waking up and going to realise just how fucked the market is.

Doge will hit 1 dollar by Saturday, I'm not even memeing. It's not like a normal market where it closes on Friday; you're going to have all the drunk/DOOD WEED fags jump in w their friends on the weekend.

Good luck and godspeed faggots.