/biz/ - Business & Finance

>MOMMY MOMMY THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF US ONLINE AGAIN IT MUST BE THE HEDGIE SHILLS IM SO COMFY I PROMISE

>w-w-why are they laughing at us its only been 2 years of bagholding

>>52937462
>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

>So if the SHF sold 10m shares out of CS, then retail not only added that 10m back in they added that PLUS 500k in 3 months. If they sold out of CS or removed them then a 13F would show this?

>Retail didn't just DRS 500k, it was 10.5m

>B-b-b-b-but King Kike Cohen told me that I was getting a stock split dividend and all I got was a stop split

>the layoffs are in corporate in which they hired 600 people, they're just getting rid of redundant people in corporate to reduce cash burn. they're investing MORE in retail.

>>30441190
Bad Luck L*m strikes again

>>29417940
Down 7.99%
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

IT'S LEGITIMATELY OVER TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28960079
Reddit liberal detected
Go back. Nigger.

CRBP killing me softlyyyyyyy

>>28156383
Oh it's not done dumping, yet. You're about to get
#DILATED

>>27861642
Could you say it's.... floundering?

>>27759273
Hehe printer go brr

>GME
lmao. Spent two hours making picrel just now to celebrate.