/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29176737
based S&W poster. i got the MP9 4.25" as my nightstand gun

>>22364085

Easy. I take the 1,000,000$ USD in cash.

Then I immediately buy:

>32.4722716 bitcoins
>171 gold coins
>981 shares of SPY

and i've got like 1000 left in cash or something to buy more ammo

>>21199424
if you knew anything about the taurus pt92, you would know that it's a beretta. that being said, i still like my MP9 better

>>21121356
>Beretta 92
that's because the Taurus PT92 is a continuation of the Beretta 92 factory in Brazil. After Beretta's contract to arm the Brazilian police w/ 92s expired, they sold the factory to Taurus, who continued production of the exact same gun, just under the brand name Taurus. All of the same machinery, plans, and workers remained the same; only the brand name changed. hence why i bought the "Taurus" PT92 for 60% of the cost of a comparable Beretta 92. I have other guns too, though

>>20590277
I mainly bought it for looks to match my silver stack; i have a better pistol for actual home defense, plus other guns

Would really like to get a mossberg myself but theyre sold out cuz of covid for the time being

>>20080583
how'd you find out she cheated on you?

also 25k$ is a nice gain. put 22.5k$ into solid non-meme stocks. take the 2.5k$ (10%) and either gamble it on more meme stocks or buy yourself something nice. whatever you do, just solidify the 90% (22.5k$) and grow that money with stability

use the 2.5k$ to load up on a gun and some ammo, in case shit pops off. get some proper home defense, or buy something else nice of your preference - new gaming computer or something. or, you could put the 10% into physical gold and silver

as for a drink, here's a low-calorie way to get fucked up:

get a big ass glass, like 20oz, fill halfway up w/ ice cold ICE
2-3 shots of vodka or gin, either work - gin has a little more flavor
half a can of seltzer water (i like lemon lime flavor)
splash of fruit juice of your choice (i like raspberry lemonade or whatever pink shit)
stir up and drink with a straw; yes a fucking straw

drink that in under 45 minutes and you will be feeling a buzz. go for round 2 if necessary
t. low calorie functioning alcoholic boutta make one right now