/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55997135
>Wirkst immer so verbittert
Was? Ich?

>>54913186
she's so cute, my dream girl type..

>>53831149
the government should pay me just to be alive.

>>53181459
>mfw had 50K xerpies on Celsius

>mfw had 50K xerpies on Celsius for the snapshot.

>one day I will be 32
how do I cope bros?

>>51064008
He's not going to be with us much longer, is he bros?
I hope he gets the Oscar.

>tfw portfolio now is the same size it was back in july 2021
>bought several coins last cycle, didnt sell near the top or take profit, sold at just above break even
>bought back in around april / may this year, got JUSTed straight after and every buy i had hit its stop loss
>tfw still havent bought back in yet and keep thinking the second i buy back in everything will do a -30% overnight

>>50624740
no
no
no
no

>tfw never leave the house

i'll be 35 next bull run

>Matt Damon on a CGI spaceship peddling fraudulent crypto products

>world's richest man going on SNL as Wario and peddling literal dog coins

>pictures of monkey cartoons more valuable than average American's life savings

>houses for sale getting 30+ bids over asking, buyers waiving all contingencies including appraisal gaps and inspections

>some houses going for $400k+ over asking

>one of the most famous asset manager's flagship funds is now underperforming it's biggest holding by 89%

>the guy who got famous predicting a huge crash is doing it again and people say he's early or wrong

>EV companies valued at billions of dollars with <$50,000 in total revenue

>EV companies marketing electric semis by filming them rolling down a hill

>most hyped companies in the world are selling a chat-roulette clone in a corporate skin and NordicTrak bikes with iPads strapped to them

>retail triiping over themselves to buy SPACs before the SPACs even announce what company is merging with them

>crypto projects dangling the carrot of huge staking APYs and no one realizes they are ponzi schemes

>used cars, the most infamous deprecating asset of all time, now increasing in value rapidly

>vaccine manufacturing stocks increasing in value by billions of dollars when no one really knows if it even works or not

>the guy whose company lost 90% of its value during dotcom bubble is now a figurehead of crypto

>most popular retail stocks are a dying video game retailer and a movie theater chain that couldn't even operate during the pandemic

>>49364421
the melt up

>XRP goes to 50c
I traded all my xrp for rubic last night. You are welcome. FML

>>30028806
Oh boy, $31 dollars an ounce cheapies.
Paper price doesn't matter. Show me where I can buy sub 30 silver.

>>30024173
I think about the guy from hackforums that sold me netflix accounts back in 2011 that the owner changed the p'word to straight away that offered to refund me with 7.5 bitcoin instead of $15 over paypal but I told him to go fuck himself, every. single. day.

when will we go back to value investing instead of memes?

>>28838745
NOOOOO I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>28234759
I haven't tested my T levels but I suspect they're sub 300 ng/dl

>>27727027
>>27727115
I should just non ironically kill myself.

>>27416506
They are just going to do the exact same thing they did to the Hunt brothers.

>>27272871
Fuck why did I go look at that place. Full of retards bashing silver because Citadel only owns 1% of SLV making up .4% of their overall holdings. No one even mentions physical.

>>27150466
>squandered $7k usd
yes im poor

>>27020718
it's soul crushing to be reminded that i'll always be poor, pls stop.

I've had enough.